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Dear Annabelle Cane;

Annabelle "Avatar of the Web" Cane. I'm very gay for you, you and your adorable lisp.

But.

Even if I personally think I would be an avatar of the Vast, and I am in no way, shape or form a suitable avatar of the Slaughter or Desolation... I will burn you if you do something to Martin.

Valentine's Day's approaching and I'm no closer to finding love:

But whatever it is, I hope it's going to be like whatever Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood have going on.

(Before any of you say it: No, I don't mean the apocalypse.)

1) PM: Come one, let’s hurry up and finish this. I don’t like working with ardor in an arbor like this. YEAAAHHHHH!! Jirou: So loud!

2) PM: Hurry up and COME OUT! Jirou: My ears! PM: You coming YET?! Jirou: I can’t take this anymore, I can’t…

3) PM: HURRY UP!

4) PM: THERE YOU ARE! Jirou: This isn’t good…For now…Cancel out!

5) Jirou: What should we- PM: YOU COMING YET? Jirou: W-we need some way to break out of this! At this rate, we won’t even be able to get close to him. What a joke!

6) Jirou talking to Koda: I know it’s scary, but- PM: HEY! Jirou: He’s too strong! I can’t think of anything else!

7) Koda’s bugs popping out of the ground and crawling up his body: They’re coming from underground, where it’s hard for sound to travel! This is why I hate forests!

i got literal chills when annabelle explained how the web used the tapes and jon's voice to cast a line out into other dimensions. that's a very subtle way to break the 4th wall and one that adds an extra level of fear to the listening experience. the magnus archives is a podcast distributed by rusty quill, but it is also a lure. a line cast into our dimension by the web. a pathway for the fear entities to follow through to this dimension, should jon and the others decide to remove them from theirs. i'm now not only invested in what happens to these characters, i'm also invested in their choices because of the implication that they will affect me, the listener. 10/10 good horror, very creepy. would listen again.

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

So, I hate Elias Bouchard with a burning passion. He hurt poor Melanie, he hurt poor Martin, light of my life, committed multiple MURDERS (even if Leitner kinda deserved it, the rest PROBABLY DIDN'T), and overall, traumatized the entire cast just by existing.

Imagine my joy to hear him getting beaten at the end of season 3.

As many of my friends say: "Better than an orgasm."

I'm in an episode 111 mood...

*squeaky voice* Jonathan's discovering stuff! I'm so proud!

Gertrude Robinson threatening people has the biggest dick energy I've witnessed in a while, pass it on.

the transition im crying