I Love Knox, And I Think I Want To Be Him Because He’s Allowed To Be Very Smart For A Joke Like Once

I’m saving this for later

this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678

I finally got to season two of 9-1-1 (I started like a year ago, maybe more but I keep forgetting to actually watch it), I’m only halfway through the first episode of the season and omfg Buck and Eddie already have such big crushes on each other that it hurts they’re taking too damn long to kiss and they only met in the episode I’m currently watching. I applaud you all for somehow withstanding like 6 entire seasons of this painfully drawn out homoerotic/homoromantic spiral of denial and doom.

Also I love Maddie, especially since it’s the next day and I’ve seen more episodes with her.

And I absolutely adore Christopher, he’s so cute I just wanna ruffle his hair. Someone needs to introduce this kid to some Ole Lund Kierkegaard books bc I just know they’d make him laugh so much he’d fall out of his seat and barely be able to breathe cause he’s laughing so hard.

I just had a actively fight my cat off with two sheets of laminated paper because he was trying to eat my dinner.

He may be an ambush predator but humans are persistence hunters and I am (probably) a human (or something along those lines).

Here’s a video of this:

(Sorry about my phone case constantly getting in the way and the low quality of the footage)

I’m pretty sure my cat only speaks danish so that’s why I did the whole time

Can we have a Harry Potter AU where Regulus Black is the Death Eater spy turned potions master instead of Snape?

Does anyone else listen to music that you used to listen to all the time as a very small child but haven’t heard it in years and as soon as the instrumental starts it’s like you suddenly can’t breathe, or is that just me?

Weirdly good food/drink combinations pt.1:

I’m a bit sick and am currently/have been somewhat delirious for the past few days.

(I still stand by my previous post about Bucky Barnes and disability representation and I will continue to even when I feel better)

Anyways, back to the point:

So naturally, I had the idea of putting honey on my left over pizza that I ate for dinner last night and it is so delicious that it’s crazy.

10/10 highly recommend

Here’s part 2:

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

Same lol

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?

Alternately:

Tonsils (they have a tendency to constantly get infected and then they have to get removed)

Tailbone (we don’t even have tails anymore and it’s so bad that it probably gets in the way of us shiting)

Spleen (literally just a sack of blood and it gave my uncle cancer when he was a teenager)