Weirdly Good Food/drink Combinations Pt.1:

They would totally do the get help thing

Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

Don’t forget Mary! She sent some too! (I am in denial about her obliviating herself)

you mean literally just remus

The king (Mo’s dad): That sound is so awful, it makes me want to kill someone but I can’t tell if it makes me want to commit suicide, homocide or both.

The trumptus. bwaaah

*panthea explodes*

Don’t just leave this in the tags.

Also considering Jason grew up poor what if:

Jason: You know, I didn’t even know that shirts without blood stains or bullet holes existed until I was like seven, lol.

Tim, *horrified in grew up rich*: HUH?!

Jason: Hey I saw this shirt in a thrift shop and thought you'd like it.

Tim: There are bullet holes in it.

Jason: It's Gotham, just be grateful I got the bloodstains out.

testosterone should be neon green and glowing btw

That awkward moment when you’re going to bed and you accidentally take your adhd medication instead of your melatonin.

james, remus, peter, regulus + sirius playing never have i ever:

peter: *grins* never have i ever kissed both black brothers

james: *bangs his head on the table*

james: *takes his shot*

sirius: WHAT

remus: *giggling* never have i ever, kissed three people in this room

james: *scrubbing his hands down his face*

james: *fully sends his shot*

sirius: W H A T

regulus: *already pouring james another shot* never have i ever been someone’s first kiss in this room

james and remus: *side eye each other*

james and remus: *both take a shot*

sirius: WHAT THE FUCK

I just made a sound like a choked pig because it’s the middle of the night and I’m the only one awake

canonically the way athena’s kids are born in PJO is literally insane what do you mean athena takes an interest in a smart human and then a child just shows up on their doorstep like annabeth is literally the immaculate conception SHE’S JESUS?! imagine you charm a woman with your insane autistic rizz about a topic bc you’re an Intellectual and the next day you HAVE A CHILD IN A BASKET ON YOUR DOORSTEP?! also that means PJO-verse Athena DECIDES to CREATE A CHILD FROM HER THOUGHTS whose whole life is about to be suffering and may not survive. like she may be the most darksided olympian

james, remus, peter, regulus and sirius playing never have i ever, part 2:

james: never have i ever been caught shagging in a broom closet

peter: *laughs*

sirus, glaring at james: *takes a shot*

remus, flushing: *also takes a shot*

regulus: *cackling*

remus, ready to get pay back: never have i taken someone’s virginity in this room

james: *banging his head on the table*

james: *takes a LONG swig of vodka, straight out the bottle*

sirius: W H A T

remus: *tears streaming down his face, laughing*

regulus: *grabbing the bottle out of james’ hand*

regulus: *attempts to drown himself in the bottle*

Petition to rename(MCU) Loki to Loki Friggabarn. Giving Loki this last name would follow the Viking naming convention of someone’s last name being their parents first name (usually) followed by either son or dottir. (This way of giving last names is actually still used in Iceland) Frigga, because she was Loki’s only true parent (let’s face it Odin was an asshole and Loki never even knew Laufey) and barn because it means child in at least 3 Nordic languages (Danish,Swedish and Norwegian) and the reason Loki doesn’t get son or dottir in their last name is because they’re genderfluid/non-binary. So all in all Loki Friggabarn.

Edit: apparently there’s a gender neutral “child of” suffix in icelandic, it’s -bur, so Loki’s name could also be Loki Friggabur.