The King (Mo’s Dad): That Sound Is So Awful, It Makes Me Want To Kill Someone But I Can’t Tell If

That awkward moment when you’re going to bed and you accidentally take your adhd medication instead of your melatonin.

Jason definitely watches baking/cooking shows as well as Say Yes To The Dress and Lyxfällan/Luksusfælden/Luksusfellen. He throws a popcorn and yells at the tv when they use the wrong ingredients, pick an ugly ill fitting expensive dress or make financial decisions so bad it physically hurts.

It’s if the hood gets pulled off

why the actual FREAK is jason wearing a domino underneath his hood???

the purpose???

its not for identity concealment because thats what the HOODS FOR??

james, remus, peter, regulus + sirius playing never have i ever:

peter: *grins* never have i ever kissed both black brothers

james: *bangs his head on the table*

james: *takes his shot*

sirius: WHAT

remus: *giggling* never have i ever, kissed three people in this room

james: *scrubbing his hands down his face*

james: *fully sends his shot*

sirius: W H A T

regulus: *already pouring james another shot* never have i ever been someone’s first kiss in this room

james and remus: *side eye each other*

james and remus: *both take a shot*

sirius: WHAT THE FUCK

Alternately:

Tonsils (they have a tendency to constantly get infected and then they have to get removed)

Tailbone (we don’t even have tails anymore and it’s so bad that it probably gets in the way of us shiting)

Spleen (literally just a sack of blood and it gave my uncle cancer when he was a teenager)

this is steve

steve loves his personal space.

this is eddie

eddie also loves steve's personal space.

-Sometimes when Cass is trying to speak, her mind will inexplicably go blank as if all the words she knows have disappeared from her brain. Every time this happens she’ll subconsciously start blinking really aggressively like she’s trying to do a hard reset on her brain while she’s trying to form a semi cohesive sentence. Dick has pretty long eyelashes and a few of them grow in weird directions in such a way that they’re tangling together and whenever he can feel it he starts blinking like that.

some of the habits different robins didnt realize came from Dick:

-Jason has kept the same stretching routine this whole time, even Dick has changed his, but Jason does the one that dick used to do in preparation for his circus act.

-When Tim taps his feet while writing out a report, he always taps out the same rhythm, the same one Dick used to do when he had to sit for long periods of time.

-Everytime Steph ties up her hair she uses a blue hair tie, they were the only ones around in the batcave when she needed one and then it became tradition for her. Dick used blue ones when he had longer hair because its his favorite color.

-Damian always rolls his right shoulder when hes standing around, he doesn't know why he does it or even notices that he does it. Dick injured his right shoulder years ago and it always needs to be stretched out or it gets stiff.

“It’s like sweet home Alabama but just more violent” ~ Sirius Black explaining his family tree/circle.

For the origins of this joke and also to see a very good video that I highly recommend, please visit this link: https://youtu.be/rvUzuK0ygI4?si=VGbBFyO49rie930x

*everyone existing peacefully*

Meanwhile in Gryffindor tower:

Regulus: I HATE YOU

Lily: OH, WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY

Remus: Sirius, give Regulus your 200$, you landed on his property.

Sirius: NO! HE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL

Regulus: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAAAAY

Peter: James, why is Regulus screaming?

James: Shut the fuck up Peter, you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad.

Sirius: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Regulus: ME TOO, YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

All: AAAAAAAAAHHH

If anything it should be the opposite because he was blonder before he started murdering all those kids and got their blood in his hair.

Edit: for clarification I meant that the hair colors should switch, and also that his hair color changed slightly because of the fact that at first it was fluffy, clean and he’d clearly used hair conditioner the last time he’d showered which was probably recently, but it was darker during the murder spree because it was bloody, greasy to the point where I’m pretty sure that it was slicked back with grease instead of hair gel and also just packed with dirt and filth in general.

do. do we all see that. please tell me we all see that they have different hair colors.