3-cats-in-a-coat

meeting regulus for the first time

james: so you’re brothers?

sirius: biologically, we’re cousins.

regulus: don’t say that, what the fuck. yes, we’re biologically brothers.

james: so you’re not cousins?

regulus: no, we’re that too.

james: what the fuck ?

^This. This is definitely it.

“Where’s Kate?” Well there’s a roughly 83% chance that she’s in a bed somewhere, asleep.

I understand that no one will stop talking about this just because I say so but to ME it makes perfect sense that Kate Middleton is recovering from abdominal surgery due to a condition that came upon her suddenly and is also miserable and recovering and doesn’t want pictures taken of her.

If I was famous and recovering from a hernia surgery, for example, where they bisect your intestines and sew them back together then pump you full of pain meds that make you sleep 20 hours a day, I would ALSO respond to the question “people want a picture of you to know you’re not dead” with “huh? photoshop something. I don’t care.”

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

AU where Zuko realises very early into his banishment that he’s been sent on a hopeless goose chase and, actually, he doesn’t want to return to the oppressive Fire Nation and his abusive father. And he sticks with this decision even after Aang wakes up from the iceberg

Except then Aang meets Zuko - probably when Zuko jumps in to save someone, because his sense of justice is too strong to just sit back while someone is hurt, even if he is trying to remain apolitical - and his brain goes “!!!!” Because that’s a good firebender. They do exist. And now Aang knows someone who can teach him firebending without trying to kill him

Except Zuko wants nothing to do with the Avatar. He especially doesn’t want to get entangled with his father’s war. So the rest of the season is about Zuko running from the Avatar, and Aang and co trying to capture the reluctant ex-Prince of the Fire Nation so he can be Aang’s firebending teacher

don’t!!! try!!! so!!! hard!!! if!!! you’re!!! feeling!!! kind!!! of!!! nothing!!! don’t!!! try!!! so!!! hard!!!

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

Not to be rude in an “um, actually 🤓” way, but:

Batman was never Tim’s favorite hero, it was/is actually Dick. Tim was obsessed with him.

I have a head cannon that non of the batboys favorite superhero is batman, but they don't know that he isn't Tim and Damians favorite.

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Jason or the most loyal Wonder Woman fan: Dick I can't believe that you're a Superman fan

Dick an superman fan: Hey at least I'm better than him. *Points to Damian*

Damian: Tt I'll have you know that I'm an avid fan of Black Canary. Father is not my favorite hero unlike somebody. *Glares at Tim*

Tim: You know that Batman's not my favorite hero right?

Dick genuinely shocked: WAIT WHAT!?!?

Jason: Yah Tim, Damian makes sense but you??? You have been such a Batman fan sense the beginning.

Tim: Like a year after becoming Robin Batman stopped being my favorite. Why is this such a surprise?

Damian: So Drake who's your favorite know?

Tim: Green Lantern!

Dick: Which one? There's a whole Corp of them.

Tim: ...

Jason: Tim...which one??

Tim:*Sigh* Hal Jordan.

Bruce in the distance: REALLY HAL JORDAN?!!!?!!

Incase you didn’t know

AO3 IS BACK!!!

My Remus Lupin headcanons:

1,A. He didn’t have anger issues, most of the time he’d be incredibly scared of getting angry because he’s terrified of being seen as “Just another violently dangerous and homocidal werewolf.”.

1,B. I think is that Remus was deeply instinctually protective of anyone who he considered to be family (or, as the wolf practically screams, his pack).

2. He’s disabled and uses different mobility aids depending on the situation (he mostly uses a cane but he’ll switch to a pair of forearm crutches or a wheelchair around the full moon).

3. WOLFSTAR!

4. He’s a bi disaster.

5,A. He’s dyslexic but he loves reading books and he will usually keep reading a book until the headache that he inevitably gets becomes so bad that he physically doesn’t have the energy to read one single word more.

5,B. Most of the time when that happens Sirius will read to him out loud. This has been going on since the last parts of their first year. It took years for Remus to realize that he loved it and admit that he did.

6. His immune system is usually incredibly strong but it always gets pretty weak just before the full moon, it’s to the point where the marauders will buy him a cake to celebrate every time he doesn’t get a cold so bad that he has to visit Pomfrey before the full moon.

The king/Ray/Mo’s dad: That sound is so awful that it makes me want to kill somebody but I can’t decide if it makes me want to kill myself, someone else, or both.

The trumptus. bwaaah

*panthea explodes*