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1 month ago

(Absolutely don’t do this if you aren’t comfortable) ENA (Dream bbq) getting drunk with reader?

(Absolutely Don’t Do This If You Aren’t Comfortable) ENA (Dream Bbq) Getting Drunk With Reader?

•☽────✧˖°˖ FIZZY VALLEY ˖°˖✧────☾•

★ Summary: A Compilation of Headcannons Featuring Drunk Salesperson Ena X Reader

★ Character(s): Salesperson Ena (Ena: Dream BBQ)

★ Genre: Headcanons, SFW

★ Warning(s): Mentions And Descriptions Of Alcohol

★ Image Credits: @JoelG

(Absolutely Don’t Do This If You Aren’t Comfortable) ENA (Dream Bbq) Getting Drunk With Reader?

☆ You should’ve known something was off when Ena invited you to what she called “a high-stakes engagement strategy brainstorm over beverages.” You were picturing coffee. Not tequila. Not her slamming two shot glasses on the bar and declaring, “Let’s reframe the concept of reality, darling.” She drinks like it’s a performance review—firm eye contact, exaggerated praise, and PowerPoint levels of misplaced confidence.

☆ Once Ena’s a few drinks in, her Salesperson side becomes so aggressively charming it’s like being smothered in coupon codes. “If you subscribe to this partnership now, I’ll offer you unlimited emotional support and complimentary hand-holding,” she hums, voice like cherry soda and half-suppressed giggles. You try to hide your flustered expression. She sees it. She logs it as “high conversion potential.”

☆ Her Meanie side doesn’t come out often at first—until she tries to order fries, but the kitchen’s closed. Suddenly she’s slamming her forehead on the bar, sobbing, “I AM THE TRAGIC EMBODIMENT OF CORPORATE WASTE—WHERE’S MY SALTED PRODUCTIVITY?!” You offer her a peanut. She throws the bowl at a breathing taxidermy moose.

☆ “Here’s your performance feedback,” she slurs, twirling a swizzle stick like a laser pointer, “You’re hot. You show initiative. You opened a door for me once. I will die for you.” You tell her that’s not how feedback works. She pulls out a clipboard from her suspenders and tries to make you sign a form titled “Love Contract (Beta).”

☆ She draws gimmicks on napkins. Terrible ones. Drunk ideas like “emotionally sentient office chairs” and “a pyramid scheme where everyone sells little hats.” You try to say “maybe we shouldn’t do this.” She claps a hand on your back like a frat bro and shouts, “WRONG ATTITUDE, PARTNER. THINK BIGGER.” Then she draws a diagram that’s just the word “VIBES” in a circle.

☆ She stares at you for a full minute, eyes glassy, voice flat: “Are you in the mood for shared assets and mutual annihilation, or should I put on my mask again and pretend not to like you?” You blink. She blinks. Her red side winks. You are either about to get kissed or yelled at. Or both. Probably both.

☆ The bar has one of those ancient karaoke machines. She picks a glitchy jazz remix of the Windows 95 startup sound. Halfway through she forgets the words (there are no words) and starts yelling improvised business jargon in rhythm. “Synergize my dividends, baby! Let’s OUTSOURCE THE PAIN!” Someone in the back cheers. You cry.

☆ Her Salesperson side leans over the counter, cheeks flushed, voice soft and too sincere: “Do you think people like me more when I smile? I’ve been smiling all night. It hurts now. But I—I want to be liked. I want you to like me. For me. Even if I mess up the pitch.” And her Meanie side chimes in: “GØD, I hate being real.”

☆ You’re not sure what triggered it—maybe someone said “quarterly”—but suddenly she’s sobbing into your shoulder like a malfunctioning LinkedIn ad. “I DIDN’T ASK TO BE A PRODUCT OF CAPITALISM! I just wanted to sell fruit. Or stickers! Or happiness! But now I’m selling ME!” You rub her back. She hiccups and asks if you’d still like her if she was “just a weird triangle girl with debt.”

☆ The bar’s quiet now. Her hat’s fallen off. You’re holding her upright and she’s murmuring nonsense like, “Let’s invest in each other’s feelings… diversify the pain into smaller dividends… I’ll build a company out of your laugh…” Then, barely audible: “You’re my best client. Don’t ever unsubscribe.” You smile. You don’t say anything. You just let her rest.

3 months ago

Hi *leaves 4x content and dissapears*

Hi *leaves 4x Content And Dissapears*
Hi *leaves 4x Content And Dissapears*
Hi *leaves 4x Content And Dissapears*
3 months ago
EEEEEEEE!

EEEEEEEE!

Triple Baka But Make It STDWOLOM

Triple Baka but make it STDWOLOM

(If you're wondering what it says it's all their names in Katakana)

3 months ago

day 1 - 5 for 4x week 2024!!!!!

Day 1 - 5 For 4x Week 2024!!!!!
Day 1 - 5 For 4x Week 2024!!!!!
Day 1 - 5 For 4x Week 2024!!!!!
Day 1 - 5 For 4x Week 2024!!!!!
Day 1 - 5 For 4x Week 2024!!!!!

songs i picked for the drawings! day 1: car lights - james marriott day 2: i will - mitski day 3: from the start - good kid day 4: bonnie - vylet pony day 5: little soldiers - the crane wives

1 month ago

Sweet Dreams, Four...

First time completing an animation thing like this! Sorry if the quality is a little low... --;

I had fun making this! And I had fun revealing some later story stuff for this au...and giving emotional damage to my friends hehehehehe >:)

3 months ago
Number Yaoi. And Yuri. It Is Both
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number yaoi. and yuri. it is both

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