How About We Get Some Dashi X Shellington Cause I Have Been In Multishipping Hell

Guess who's back after 15 years of radio silence? This person >:)

I'll be getting to requests soon, so in the mean time have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

+ some random headcanons

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Barnacles: So, explain how this works?

Tweak: Kwazii?

Kwazii: Yes?

Tweak: Please explain Pokémon to the Captain

Kwazii, who has the entire Pokémon Rap memorized: *deep inhale*

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Peso: Ok, just, hold still for a moment...

Tweak: Got it.

Tweak:

Tweak: *starts vibrating due to too much energy + staying still*

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Shellington: *doing the raptor arm thing*

Random person: Is... is he OK? Did he have a stroke or something?

Dashi, trying not to laugh: Na, they're just like that

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Professor Inkling: I met Captain Barnacles while teaching a class on Marine Biology. How did you meet him?

Professor Natquik: I threw a snowball and it hit him dead in the face

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Tweak: So yeah, that's how I chose my name. How about you?

Tracker: ...

Tracker: I like tracking things down...

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Dashi: Ok, now you just have to stand still and balance! Balance is key when on a surfboard

Kwazii: Pff, easy!

Kwazii: *tail starts swaying due to focus and touches the water*

Kwazii: YAAAA- *falls in*

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Peso: Here, have a sticker!

Kwazii: This is a cat sticker saying "purr-fect"...

Peso: Oh, sorry, I'll give you a new one-

Kwazii, aggressive sticking it on their hat: No I love it and I'll keep it forever

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Shellington: Hold on, I think I have something for this...

Dashi: What is it?

Shellington: *pulls a giant box filled with lab equipment from his bag*

Dashi:

Dashi: How tf did that fit in that tiny bag...

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* Credit to something @manilovewomen pointed out in a post they made about how Octonauts characters just pull things out of no where/pull things from bags that shouldn't fit ^^

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

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Peso: Captain, please stop grabbing on to angry sharks

Captain: But the Shark-

Peso: You're in the medical bay for a reason Captain

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Kwazii catching Peso: Didn't think you'd fall so hard for me!

Peso, panicking: I just fell off a cliff-

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*Tweak and Dashi texting each other*

Tweak: your cute >:"3

Dashi: You're cute🙄

Dashi: Grammar

Tweak: You still called me cute so I'll take it

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Vegamals: *are talking about cooking*

Shellington: I'll help!

Vegamals: *start to hide the cooking equipment*

Tunip: what cooking equipment?

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Some Pro!Surfer Dashi headcanons/interactions?

YES!!!

I also tossed in some angst, there will be a TW before that part ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing

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°General°

- She would paint your surfboard for you. You don't even have to ask, she'll just look at it and go "Hm, how about-" and paint it. It's normally based on things you like/remind her of you

- Would 100% teach kids how to surf in her spare time

- AND TEACH THEM ABOUT SHARKS, especially their relation with surfers (mainly the boards)

- Would probably laugh when something falls off a board (in a nice way) and give encouragement

- Unless it's Kwazii. If Kwazii falls off she'll laugh her ass off and probably fall into the water (once again in a nice way)

- Loves surfing with friends

- Always smells like salt water/the beach

- Is the type to say "that's not a big wave" when it's the biggest wave she's ever seen

- Loves doing dangerous tricks

- Has tried to use those motor surfboards before (Tweak made her one) and failed horribly

- Loves being on a surfboard with another person

- Is super SUPER serious with any competitions, and is very competitive

- Has several gold medals and trophies

- Customizes her outfits for each event

- Trans icon in the surfing community

- Very energetic, will jump at any opportunity to help/teach people about surfing, how the ocean works, sea creatures, the history, and more

- Has used the same surfboard that she had as a kid. She refuses to change it or give it up, it holds a lot of emotional stuff

- Has bracelets and necklaces made of Kandi that have to do with surfing + has some shells

°Human°

- 100% has freckles that become more obvious with the sun

- Beach hair 24/7

- Would 100% lose hair ties and/or clips while surfing

- Has a few clear scars from crashing into rocks

°Angst°

Tw for: Mention of blood, accidents, injury, near death, drowning, transphobia

- She almost drowned while surfing as a child a few times. Sometimes she would Wipeout and not be able to get above water in time

- Had nearly cracked her skull open on some rocks

- Has a LOT of scars from hitting the seafloor and/or rocks, and has (almost) had to stop surfing a few times

- Freaks out when people go under, and always panics when she doesn't see them within a few seconds. Sometimes classes go wrong

- Had to deal with a lot of transphobic people when she started. May or may not have punched someone

- Has had a few close calls with sharks and other creatures while surfing further from land

- Sometimes her dangerous tricks go wrong and she gets really hurt

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Hope you enjoyed ^^

Requests are still open, and I posted an introduction with the Request rules and stuff ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but none of them have a proper sleep schedule or get more then 4 hours of sleep

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Barnacles: morning Tweak! You're up earlier that usual?

Tweak: never went to sleep

Barnacles: What-

Tweak, holding a 5 hour energy: can't be up early if you never went to sleep

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Peso: Finally finished...

Peso: *looks at clock*

4:57am

Peso: not again-

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Shellington: Alright, time for bed

*falls asleep on desk*

*15 minutes later*

*Octoalert sounds*

Shellington: *visible rage*

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Professor Inkling: So you stayed up all night watching people crash into doors or other objects?

Dashi: worth it

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Kwazii: *is the only one to have an actual sleep schedule that doesn't get interrupted often*

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I have no idea what I'm doing

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Kwazii: You know, we really have to stop meeting like this~

Shellington: Maybe we would if you STOPPED BREAKING INTO MY ROOM

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Shellington: Can you name one city in Oklahoma?

Dashi, panicking: Oklahoma city?

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Sharks: We have you surrounded >:)

More sharks: Lunch is served >:3

Barnacles: I've got this!

Barnacles: *swims into the group of sharks*

Peso, already pullout out his medical kit and sounding the Octoalert: Why does this keep happening...

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Kwazii: Balln't

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Shellington: Oh come on, it can't be that hot! I'm sure you'll be fine!

Tweak: You know, just because I've been set on fire doesn't mean I LIKE hot things-

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All of the Vegamals: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not edible!

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Barnacles, trying to walk in 1 inch heels and almost falling: Ok, I don't think these work for me...

Tweak walking by in 6 inch heels with ease: Amateur

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Kwazii: Ok, so hear me out: Crimes

Barnacles: I hear you, but I propose this: Not Crimes

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Dashi: Ok, I've updated everyone's social media, and posted a few things for each of you as well

Barnacles: Thank you Dashi, but, quick question, why does my tag say "Dilf"?

Dashi, looking at all the comments on Barnacles posts trying not to laugh: No rEason-

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Professor Inkling: So, what would you bring to the team?

Kwazii: Swords

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I've seen all of the Barnacles simps here, that one quote is directed to you

Penguin :)

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Chaos idk what number

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Barnacles: Someone new is joining to Octonauts today!

Dashi: Did you kidnap them?

Shellington: New or used

Tweak: Did you bribe them?

Peso: What is wrong with you-

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Kwazii: I got banned from Animal Jam

Barnacles: What happened this time?

Kwazii: I told someone their pets looked like they came from 2010 tumblr

Kwazii: Here look

Barnacles:

Barnacles (disappointed but proud): Look I see your point-

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Shellington: I can be hardcore too! Watch!

*punches tree*

Kwazii: Nice punch

Shellington:

Shellington: call Peso-

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Peso: If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask me!

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Are bones wet?

Peso, scared: w-what?

Kwazii: Are. Bones. Wet.

Barnacles: No worries this is normal

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Tweak: I found a snail in the garden dome

Dashi: Did you touch it?

Tweak: No...?

Dashi: Good.

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Happy April 1st! Have some Octonauts stuff with April Fools

Headcanons - Incorrect Quotes

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- Barnacles is the prime victim of Deez Nuts and other verbal jokes

- Barnacles doesn't REALLY participate, but one time he put salt in everyone's coffee/tea (minus Inkling) because Kwazii and Dashi convinced him. He even put it in HIS OWN DRINK because "it's only fair"

- Shellington would be victim of more harmless pranks, such as moving around or hiding books (but NEVER his comfort items)

- Doesn't play pranks unless Kwazii, Dashi, and Tweak are with/need help

- Kwazii would be playing dead/faking injuries/emergencies every other hour

- That or do random whoopee cushions everywhere

- Buckets of water above the door. He would forget they are there and get soaked

- Peso doesn't do too much, probably place stickers at random places

- Or put googly eyes on random objects because it's funny

- Dashi would change everyone's ring tones to meme song

- And would Rick Roll everyone by rigging the Octoalert

- Tweak would set up elaborate pranks to get multiple people at once

- They would 100% use those hand buzzers and shock pens

- Would rig some doorways to drop powder on people

- She would also (probably) work with Dashi to dress up the Vegamals in Among Us outfits

- Everyone THINKS Inkling wouldn't participate or know anything, but this old man is a MENACE

- Knows every trick in the book and how to prank everyone

- The Vegamals aren't too good with pranking people, they would just slightly oversalt something. Not even noticeable

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Barnacles: So, how's everyone's day been?

Tweak, soaked: fun

Kwazii, covered in powder: very fun

Dashi taking photos of them: Yes, very fun

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Peso placing googly eyes on a door: heehee

*two hours later*

Peso: *walking the halls*

Peso: *sees the door with googly eyes*

Peso: AAAAA-

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Barnacles: Dashi! Sound the Octoalert!

Dashi, struggling not to laugh: Mmh- Got it Captain!

*presses button*

...

*music plays*

Everyone in the Octopod: *collective screaming*

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Kwazii placing a bucket of water above a door: Aw yeah, this is going to be awesome

Shellington: *walks under the door*

Kwazii: waIT SHELLINGTON-

Shellington: *gets a nice bucket to the head*

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Tweak over the speakers: Everyone report to HQ asap!

Everyone: *confused and lowkey panicked*

Barnacles: What's happened? Why is the steering wheel activated?

Kawaii: Did you catch someone? Some THING?

Tweak: Dashi?

Dashi: On it *clicks button*

*steering wheels lowers to reveal Vegamals wearing among us costumes*

*among us music starts playing*

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Have a great day everyone ^^

maybe some incorrect quotes of barnacles just being a dad?

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Barnacles: Don't put that in your mouth.

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Barnacles: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Inkling: Did you just make that up?

Barnacles: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Inkling:

Barnacles: A really long fortune cookie...

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Tired Kwazii: CAPTAIN! This soup is flaccid!

Barnacles: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Barnacles: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Barnacles: Can I have a private talk with you?

Peso: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Barnacles: Tweak just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Barnacles: And I have no idea what to do about it. She's running around untying shoes.

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Barnacles: Now then, what do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Barnacles: *crosses arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in...

Kwazii, in the back: I do!

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*In a horror movie situation*

Barnacles: I've got no service in my phone here. I'm going to check around for another phone.

Tweak: Shoot, my battery just died.... *pulls out a whole took kit out of nowhere*

Kwazii, kicking a hammer away: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Shellington: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Barnacles: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Turnip, holding a lighter and flan: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Barnacles: I have a bad feeling about this...

Shellington: What do you mean?

Barnacles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Kwazii: No?

Dashi: That actually explains SO much.

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Barnacles: Remember what I told you.

Tweak: Don’t be a cunt?

Barnacles: N O-

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Dashi: What’s something you guys are better than Barnacles at?

Kwazii: Mario Kart.

Tweak: Yeah, video games.

Peso: Emotional vulnerability.

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Inkling, watching Tweak and Kwazii panic : What's going on?

Barnacles: Tweak is having a midlife crisis, and Kwazii is just having a crisis.

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Barnacles: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gup for 30 minutes can’t?

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Yippee

Octonauts but it's low quality and slightly cursed images

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(a small edit I made) ⬆️

Anyways I'm going to try to post some normal stuff soon, just running low on motivation at the moment ^^