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I'm still in the hospital and I can't sleep, so take more of these~
Biscuit: While I’m gone, Gon , you’re in charge.
Gon: Yes!!!
Biscuit, whispering: Killua, you’re secretly in charge.
Killua: Obviously.
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Killua: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Killua and Gon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Leorio : Our turn, Kurapika! One, two, three- vanilla!
Kurapika, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Gon: I told Killua his ears flush when he lies.
Biscuit: Why?
Gon: Look.
Gon: Hey Killua ! Do you love me?
Killua , covering his ears: No.
Biscuit:
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Kurapika: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
Leorio: I beg to differ
Kurapika: Then Beg
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Kurapika: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Leorio: You're like 15 years old
Kurapika: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
(and that's on emperor time)
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Machi: It’s dark in here
Hisoka: Don’t worry dear, I got this~♠️
Hisoka: *Stomps their feet*
Hisoka: *Skechers light up*
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Killua: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Gon: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Leorio?
Leorio: Probably “road work ahead”.
Kurapika: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Killua: What does 'take out' mean?
Gon: Food.
Kurapika : Dating
Hisoka: Murder~♦️
Leorio: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Hisoka: You kill people for money?~♠️
Illumi: I can explain.
Hisoka: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump.~❤️