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oooh just thought of another one:

rengoku and tengen with a s/o who loves to cook and is always trying new recipes for them try. when it’s their birthday, the boys try to cook a meal for them in return but almost burn the house down and are banned from being within 10 feet of the stove☠️

| Characters: Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyojuro |

| Gender Neutral Reader |

| Warnings: None |

| Genre: Fluff |

| Synopsis: Two himbo boyfriends try to make a meal for their partner who is now the only one allowed in the kitchen |

being able to score both Tengen and Rengoku must be a skill I swear

so both of them absolutely love you these two would literally help you hide a body if necessary

but the fact you love to cook for these two

please do less you’re going to kill them of love

you always make sure they have lunch when they go to work as well as writing a cute lil messages that make their day even better

these two love you so much

so when your birthday was coming up these boys made sure to have the day off at work to spend the whole day with you

the both of them made sure not to wake you as they got out of bed

both Rengoku and Tengen stood side by side as they looked at the recipe online

‘It can’t be that hard Y/N does this stuff everyday’

Tengen spoke as Rengoku nodded along even though both of them had no idea what to do they were going to do their best for your birthday

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You moved your arms around to try and find the body of one of your lovers but you were only left with cold empty sheets, letting out a groan you slowly sat up to begin your daily routine, that was until you heard somewhat silent screaming coming from the kitchen. Becoming slightly curious and concerned you made your way down the hall to the kitchen, the sight before you surprised you greatly.

Tengen had flour all over him while wearing a pair of mittens that were currently on fire as he was screaming in lower case, while Kyojuro was looking intensely at his phone while chopping wildly at a tomato getting the juice everywhere and on himself not noticing he was dicing the tomato into nothing.

‘What are you two doing?’ You spoke up groggy as the two flinched then turned to look at you. You still wore Tengens sweater and Kyojuro’s pants from last night while your bed hair was going everywhere ‘W-Well you see gem we wanted to make you something special for your birthday!’ Tengen exclaimed taking off the now charred mittens ‘But we don’t know how to cook food!’ Kyojuro called out like he normally would but you could tell he had a hint of nervousness.

‘Sorry… Love we didn’t mean to make a mess… or wake you…’ Tengen timidly spoke looking down in shame while Kyojuro did the same, smiling you walked up to the two ‘Don’t worry I’m not mad. Why don’t you two take a shower and we can all clean the kitchen together. Then we can order take out and cuddle on the couch and watch a movie’ you suggested as both the boys lit up knowing you weren’t angry at them.

Soon the three of you cleaned whatever it was Tengen and Kyojuro were trying to cook, as all of you sat on the big couch that could fit you all as each of you were eating the freshly delivered pizza ‘From now on you two are band from the kitchen’ you spoke looking through the movies available to watch ‘Fine by me! I prefer your cooking anyway Sunshine!’ Kyojuro spoke happily while cuddling against your left side.

‘Same here Diamond! I’ll pick your cooking all the time!’ Tengen exclaimed wrapping his arms around the both of you then leaning back bringing both yourself and Kyojuro laying on Tengen’s chest, smiling you gave both your boys a kiss then snuggled into Tengen’s chest with Kyojuro wrapping his arms around you and Tengen holding the both of you closer to himself ‘After this movie you both are going to take me out to get birthday gifts’ you spoke pressing play as both of them grinned at you, while the three of you finished your pizzas and occasionally made comments on the movie.

Best birthday ever.