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I wonder what Uldren has been up to for the last few weeks. Has he made it to the Tower without anyone noticing, even the Vanguard? Did he get lost somehow and is just wandering the system aimlessly? Did Mara and/or a Corsair swoop him up, requiring us to maybe have to stage a daring rescue mission? Or, more likely, does he keep getting spawn killed because he is a level-1 kinderguardian in revived in the Dreaming City, a level-50 war zone, completely unarmed and unarmored. I'm guessing that it is the latter. Probably about time to start sending out the search and rescue parties, whatever the case.
Uldren somehow manages to make it to the Tower without remembering/being told who he is. When he appears, every guardian stops what they were doing and then they slowly file out until only Lord Shaxx is left. "They want to see you in the Crucible, Guardian."
Weezered but destiny
you can blame @dredgen-dumbass and @prince--esque for this fucking thing existing.
SOUND ON OR THE JOKE DOES NOT LAND
Crow walks in
Crow: Guardian, I need you to-
MJ-2 wearing the Prodical Armour set aka Uldren's armour
Crow:... how and why do you have that
MJ-2:......found it.....
Crow: that doesn't answer my second question... Why
MJ-2:.... because......why not...and it's cool?
Crow:...that was the armour I was shot in...it even has the bullet hole...
MJ-2.:....ummm
Crow: where did you even.....did you....
MJ-2: strip it off your dead body, no of course not
Crow: thank the traveller-
MJ-2: I found it in a crate after your body was taken for your funeral
Crow:.....I am beginning to grow concerned about your mental state....
MJ-2: I thought the armour made from scorn and hive would trigger that....Or hell even the Armour made from the Vex .... just wearing enemies while we eliminate the rest
Crow:.....
Crow takes a few steps back
MJ-2: so ....what did you need?
Crow holding a mission to fight scorn
Crow:..umm it's nothing I'll give it to someone else
MJ-2: Okie dokie