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hey guys just a heads up (literally for you guys I'm fighting lololol) (I'm going to behead you) (I promise) (:3) my uncle says I'm not allowed to have a party as wild as last year, so no blood sacrifices this time :(
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do it anyway lol
#a third "atredies" has entered the arena #we only have enough drugs for two lol #might just blame it on the Baron #fingers crossed it works
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Istg if the new reverend mother brings her weird musty son to this place I might actually quit.
#fr he looks like he eats them
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I hate arakkis. I've told my father that I hate arakkis so many times. But guess where we're going on holiday??? A-FUCKING-RAKKIS
Istg it's actually child abuse at this point.
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maybe you should just give it back to us lmao
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why is that bald freak kinda...
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does anyone know if they do baja blast in South Arrakis? craving some rn
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I know a place dw
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MOM WTF I ALMOST DIED
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He almost died! AS WRITTEN!!!!!!
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Guys I'm 90% that My Spice-Fuelled Romance is going to release a new album this year.
Proof:
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Am I not good enough for you??
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honey, all we asked you to do was the gom jabar, and you ended up getting. impregnated by that measly, vile, and absolutely disgusting freak.
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Omg I'm going to be a dad??? :D
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erm what the sigma
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MOM HOW DOES SHE HAVE TUMBLR SHES INSIDE OF YOU??
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It's the way
#as written
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riding a sandworm with my bf <333
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ilysm ♡♡♡
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damn where's your weird cannibal club when you need them
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Saltburn dashboard pt2
Fun Fact: Remember that poll in the last one? That decided whether or not this is cannon compliant. :)))
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"The course of true love never did run smooth"
Lysander, act one scene one of A Midsummer night's dream, first performed on the 1st of January, 1605
#felix please I'm sorry #I'm begging you
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haha love it when you trust someone so much you fall in love with them only to find they've lied to you the whole time
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36 questions the musical core ngl
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none of those words were in the bible, veneitia <3
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Hey guys, liveblogging my spiral into madness rn.
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I miss him.
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how did you fumble the bag this badly??? you idiot twink
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I am Dante. this is my inferno
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wasps when they get swarmed by bees lol
#but seriously op that sounds awful #if you need someone to talk to I'm here :)
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I'm lesbiam
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I'm so proud of you!!!
#🥳 #🏳️🌈 #lesbian pride!!!!
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he's in the maze.
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I'm going to talk to him. I don't care what he's doing.
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oh god.
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@thiswasamistake
felix where are you???? ur mum's getting worried and I don't want to deal with it rn.
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also that dumbass twink isn't here either.
#honestly kind of happy that he's not there #hate that bitch
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guys I think I might be gay
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WHERE ARE YOU???? MUMS ABOUT TO GET A TUMBLR ACCOUNT TO SEARCH FOR YOU!!!!!
oh also congrats I'm very proud of you :)))
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last night was amazing. I'm glad I was with you
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Fr! honestly my back still hurts from sleeping on the grass 🤣
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bitch be fr.
Saltburn Dash Simulator!!!
note: ik tumblr existed at the time, however this is more similar to 2024 tumblr rather than 2007 tumblr
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Hey guys, might be inactive for a bit. Got into uni and I'm celebrating with my parents!!! I'm so exited!!!
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#Oxford scholarship babeyyy
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I don't understand people who yearn over randos they met like, once. Couldn't be me.
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Oh fuck.
#screaming #crying #the other one idk I never remember it.
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Just told my crush to clean his room AITA?
I 18 (M) told my 19 (M) crush to clean his room, and started picking stuff up. He kicked me out of his dorm lol. Also my parents abuse me and I hate dirt.
AITA?
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Hey Op what the actual fuck.
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fellas is it wrong to crush on your brother's best friend?
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First anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!!!!
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I love this summer!!!
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#I miss this.
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Mama Mia the musical (the film) is supposed to come out some time this year.
#musicals #movie musical #ABBA
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#felix please respond
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hey guys I need party inspo help
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