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Todd Howard - Blog Posts
I preordered Return to Monkey Island for a personal joke. Turns out I was the joke.
As for Todd Howard, I still don't believe that TES: VI is going to come out before the 10th console generation unless it actually does. Even then, I expect little more than Daggerfall with modern graphics and a 3D game engine.
Still waiting for Elder Scrolls Castles to be compatible with a modern Android device.
GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER
GAMING RULE 2:
Hi I'm todd Howard and I need your help. We at bethesda would like yo port Skyrim to reality and if you gave us 5$ we could make this come true. DM me at thoward@bethsoft.com or give me a call at 301-354-4254 for discussion
Omg another Skyrim port!! Count me in, my money is yours. 🧎🏼
The soul trapping system in TES is actually just a representation of Todd Howard stealing the souls of Bathesda employees to port Skyrim for eternity
something in a video game: *clips through the floor, leaves the plane of existence in some ridiculous fashion*
me, gently: it belongs to Todd now
weird day for bethesda fans as todd howard has clipped through the ground and is headed directly for the core of the earth
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e3 2017: everyone says fuck
e3 2018: everyone says fuck twice
e3 2019: todd howard walks on stage in assless chaps
Hey guys, Did you pre-order Fallout 4 yet?
It’s gonna be really good! You can build houses wherever!
Everybody needs Todd Howard in a teletubby costume holding a shotgun on their blog.
