I Preordered Return To Monkey Island For A Personal Joke. Turns Out I Was The Joke.

Frankly, being 21 and attending high school sounds pretty darn weird unless you're a member of staff.

“No? Why? Because I’m a vampire?” “No… Actually, pretending you’re 21 and attending high school for eighty years is a little weird, man.”

I feel like I'm doing Tumblr and other social mediums wrong.

My most used account is a gimmick account on Discord, my Tumblr is half-crazed rambling that only friends should be subject to and the person who channels the dead for me is now reduced to an artefact that I can use directly.

The only thing I feel like I'm doing right is the private stuff and the postal service, and the latter only because I don't.

I like to tell my brother what's going on in Aurora and after these last couple pages he said "when you have this much hubris and hate yourself this much I can only say not everything is about you"

Reblogging for uncool Will.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) IMDb Trivia

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As you surely know by now...

Thank you @hamcatburger and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

I don't know what to say. Should I keep up with these milestones?

No copypasta has ever ruined my life as comprehensively as Hell Fuck Castle. I write tabletop RPGs, and now every time I read a lore blurb about an ancient ruined kingdom where everything was cool until the last ruler fucked it up, my brain whispers "King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing".

this image is so endearing to me,, like,,

women who use tiktok i am talking to you directly. yall gotta stop engaging in this girl math women shouldn’t vote shit. it’s not a silly ironic joke men mean that and they are making fun of you. listen to me. call them out when you see it happen. show the kids who use that bastard app that it’s not okay to make jokes like that. stop being part of the problem and stand up for yourselves

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world