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#dabihawks Hawks, who spends so little time online and socializing when he flits from one heroic duty to the next, he doesn't understand any of the hip young slang that fills the streets... and Dabi just happens to live chronically online.
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dabi: damn birdie, saw the hero billboards last night... the way you called them all out and flaunted your ratings, endeavors never looked stupider 👏👏
dabi: you ate and left no crumbs
hawks: what crumbs? ugh i haven't eaten anything today
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h: just saw the most embarrassing stunt at the hero gala
d: spill the tea
h: um ok?
h: not sure they have tea, but would wine work?
d: what
h: [sends an image of spilled wine on the red carpet, the dark stain making its way across the floors, a feather in the backround resting innocently against the tablecloth]
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d: [sends an article of a headline: Pro-hero Hawks caught red-handed, forgetting to pay for lunch]
d: you really are in your villain era huh?
h: pretty sure we've been in the same era for the past hundreds of years, hot stuff
h: and hey! in my defense I was distracted by your text, they just love to make a big scandal out of nothing
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d: if shigaraki ghosts me one more time I'm never answering a msg from him again
h: woah ...is that like part of his quirk? being a ghost?
d: wtf are you on
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d: got the plan down yet?
h: give me a few more hours
d: a'ight, I'll let you cook
h: um, is this a safe space for me to admit I've never cooked a day in my life?
[three hours later, Hawks sends his detailed plan for their upcoming ambush]
d: straight fire
h: there's no fire involved the plan
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d: swear to god everyone in the league needs to go touch some grass
h: oh my god I know you guys are on the run, but they never touched grass before?
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h: this line was made for you lol
[image of Hawks posing before a mirror, golden locks all spiked up with a smirk on his face as he sticks out a tongue. He's got some grunge black band tee on and a too-tight black ripped jeans, complete with a few chains of silver hanging off his neck and black leather bracelets and rings]
d: 🔥🔥 fuck yeah birdie slayyy
h: I didn't kill anyone
d: forget a snack, you're a whole ass meal
h: is eating ass a meal
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d: the new recruit really asked if id give him your number lmao
d: bro really be fucking delulu
h: who's delulu?? Is watching them fuck a kink of yours?
d: you're fucking sending me
h: sending you where???
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h: found a chicken nugget in my pocket, think it's my lucky day
d: christ hawks, you take me out
h: you want me to take you out???
d: that's not... I mean... is that an offer
d: I wouldn't say no
h: it's a chicken nugget date, hot stuff