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Pangi: I know that, Pili. Because you can't kill me.
Pili: Are you sure about that?
Pangi: (takes off armor and totem) Go on.
Pili: I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.
Pangi: Go on.
Pili: Wait. Where's my thing?.. Okay, how would you like to die?
Pangi: (sighs) However you'd like.
Pili: Why are you so quiet? Why are you so quiet?
Pangi: Here, I'll even put my bed here, you can kill me three times now. Go on. Do it.
Pili: You look so naked right now.
Pangi: Kill me! You said you could! You said you would! Do it! You said you would! I'm literally a one shot for you right now, Pili.
Pili: That's a crazy sentence to say.
Pangi: Is it wrong?
Pili: No... You know, maybe the Derapchu effect is real-
Pangi: No, nononono, where did your big talk go, Pili? Where did your big talk go? "I could kill you", "I would kill you", "Yeah, let's kill Pangi!", huh?
Pili: (starts punching Pangi with a fist) See, I'm doing it!
Pangi: Yeah, go for it!
Pili: Why do you have no knockback?
Pangi: I don't know.
Pili: Why do you have no knockback, this is not fun, I can't push you into the water. I can't push you into the water! This is not fun!
Pangi: So when are you going to kill me, Pili? I'm waiting.
Pili: Why are you so... suicidal? You are-
Pangi: No! Nononononono, don't make this about me, don't make this about me! You were just like "Oh, let's kill Pangi, let's kill Pangi!" Nono, this isn't about me. You were just a second ago "Let's kill Pangi, let's do it, let's do it, let's kill him, let's kill him, I would kill him, what if I join the yellow team? What if I kill him?"
Pili: (still punching Pangi with a fist)
Pangi: There you go, you're almost there, you're getting there, you're getting there. Fi- si- five hearts. Come on. You got it. You were like "I'm gonna kill Pangi, I'm gonna kill Pangi."
Pangi: But you can't.
Pili: (stopped hitting him, laughs, continues to hit him)
Pangi: But you can't.
Pili: It would be so funny if I killed you, wouldn't it.
Pangi: It would be really funny. Two hearts.
Pili: (stops hitting him) But you will also get really pissed off at me... (walks off)
Pangi: (chuckles) That's what I thought.