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Four Mercenaries have joined the ranks of Overwatch. YEP I've already gotten four done. These may be the only four I do but who knows? I don't got solid lore for them JUST yet but just know that they are all part of Overwatch as a squad named Team Fortress (lol).
Made an AU while lokey dying.
Play Fortress 2
It’s 18 boys who at the park one day decided to play a game of fighting! Split up into a Red and Blu team, pretended they were mercenaries in a war trying to take down the other team! They loved playing so much that now they all either play at the park, or they will choose someone’s backyard to go play in.
Loadouts!:
Scout(6)- little league baseball bat
Soldier (7)- a PVC pipe he found and he later manages to duct tape into a potato launcher (with some help)
Pyro(6)- a lighter (they aren’t suppose to have that 🤭) ((no, she does not light anyone on fire, he just makes a woosh sound with her mouth and the others play pretend))
Demoman(7)- pinecones and pinecones+gum
Heavy(8)- A log he found, lunch Мама packed him, fists
Engineer(7)- a little robot he made that can shoot BB pellets
Medic(7)- the first aide kit he took from the closet
Sniper(6)- pebbles and a slingshot
Spy(8)- a pencil (to ‘backstab’)
Even more of them found and medic again.
vhs sniperspy now having a child. vhs scout. this one
DUDE I ACTUALLY SAW THIS TODAY AND THOUGHT THE SAME. BUT THERE'S MORE. LOOK.
THE WHOLE (ALMOST) TEAM IS HERE.
I'm drawing them all btw.
YUM ARTWORK
thought either to post it or not, the quality is bad cuz canvas resolution was small af lmao
still wanna mention that this thing is fully inspired by @chezaporisulki and we somehow turned this into au (not like i was the first, i repeat)
fun fact: both are the real tf2 players so im not gonna mention any names, the only stuff I'll tell that the sniper is my friend and i really hope none of ya wankers meet either of these two
vhs sniperspy now having a child. vhs scout. this one
DUDE I ACTUALLY SAW THIS TODAY AND THOUGHT THE SAME. BUT THERE'S MORE. LOOK.
THE WHOLE (ALMOST) TEAM IS HERE.
I'm drawing them all btw.
au where after scout dies dec 14 1987 he just. wakes up on like the day after he joined the merc team during the gravel wars. and he has to constantly catch himself from being overly friendly with people like Sniper or Spy who havent opened up to him yet or catch himself from referencing things that havent happened yet and he's not very good at it but when your team is people like Medic and Pyro, the rest of them are like "ok so our Scout's weird. why do i care"
thoughts:
-Spy lowkey is nervous that Scout knows because why is Scout being so friendly with him
-Scout misses his kids and keeps freaking out about his kids and who takes care of them after he dies (Spy is a good babysitter but some part of him doesnt trust Spy to like. actually raise his kids because. well. you know. Also the comic writers confirmed Scouts Ma isnt dead in comic 7 she just wasnt there for Smissmas she has 6 other kids so maybe she can take care of them? or his brothers???) and every once in a while he's like "my children..... oughhhhh my children 🥺"
-so the rest of the team thinks he had like. kids really young (hes like 27 in comic 6 so) and they also mustve died really young at like 2 or something and thats why he's a merc is Tragic Past TM
-this also worries Spy because why didnt he hear about this. whats the point of spying and checking in on Scout is he didnt hear about this. he calls Scouts Ma and shes like "what the fuck are you talking about Jeremy doesnt have kids" so Spy is actually losing his mind over this because it doesnt seem like Scout is faking about missing his kids (Scout is obviously hiding. something though)
-Scout has also been through his character development of comic 7 so while he still kicks ass he's a lot less hotheaded and gets along with the mercs easier.
i dont know where im going with this but someone needs to write a fic about this i mean i COULD do it but when i start writing time travel fics they just. never end.
an au thats been circling my mind for weeks
ok NOW, my slight redesign of scout 10 engie (hes part galvan and part idk how to spell juryrigg’s species) and hes sorta like the captain of their ship :D
DEAR WORLD: appoplexian soldier
thats all
DEAR WORLD: appoplexian soldier
thats all
hi tf2 tumblr im not an artist but are we cool with tf2 ssx au
ssx was like my ENTIRE childhood this was bound to happen
I want to eat this Soo badly Ahhh I love this au.
(Link to the Child merc AU master post)
Sorry it's nearly an hour late I had a little problem with my pc :/
But here it is ! The next part... finally...
I'm very sorry it took so long. But between seasonal blues, work, personal life and a drop in motivation work on the comic has taken a huge hit...
But I'd hate myself if I never finish it, so... even if it takes month, I WILL finish this project !
I really love reading your thoughts on this, and I can't wait for you to see the whole thing :)
More royal medieval tf2 ramblings
Countries/Areas
New France- Scout’s Ma, Scout’s siblings, Scout, Spy
Scotland- Demo, Demo’s parents, Soldier
Germany- Medic, Heavy, Heavy’s sisters, Engie, Pyro
New Zealand- Sniper, biological parents, adoptive parents
Other characters- Saxton Hale, Maggie, Merasmus
Scout’s Ma
She’s the queen
Technically Scout’s oldest brother rules but she helps
Deals mostly with finance and foreign affairs
She may not run the country but she certainly runs the castle. She makes sure all the servants are doing what they’re supposed to without overworking themselves
Scout’s siblings
Again, the oldest one is the current king
Everyone else is a prince
All the other siblings have various high-ranking jobs and help the eldest (Scout’s the only one without a specific position)
Scout
Because he doesn’t have a set job, he just helps wherever and however he can
He may be last in line to the throne, but he’s learned to be fast enough to be first to everything else
He‘s the biggest mama’s boy you’ve ever seen. He helps her out all the time and loves her SO much. It’s great
He also helps the servants sometimes
Knows how navigate the entire castle from outside, using roofs and the tops of towers or just plain old running through the gardens
Occasionally just runs through the castle when he’s bored
Best fighter in his family (technically he’s tied with Spy but he doesn’t know that Spy’s family)
Spends a fair amount of time with Spy just from helping him, and actually thinks he’s pretty cool. Part of him sees Spy as a father figure, but the other part buries that feeling because he just KNOWS his real dad is alive somewhere (and doesn’t know it’s Spy) so he feels bad for seeing Spy as a dad
Spy
Technically the king- was king of Old France, when the Gray Nation invaded he was the primary target
Gray Mann still wants him so he’s gone underground, staying disguised and working as the Ambassador
As pathetic as always
Only Scout’s Ma knows it’s him
Scout was like. 2 when Gray Nation invaded and he had to go underground, so he never really got to know him that well. Now he spends a fair amount of time trying to learn more about Scout
It is frickin almost 4 am but @/backgammon-cat’s banner made me want to make some crappy little tf2 monkeys so have monkeys tf2 fans
monkey 1: orangutan, monkey 2: chimp? monkey 3: a lemur actually, the aye aye, monkey 4: idk anymore i need sleep
should i flesh these out?? should i do that to myself????? tf2 monkey au when?? i see so many furry aus (love them) that this is my version