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Constantine finding out Billy smoked once (Like once in his entire life) and starts playing random anti-smoking ads everytime their in a room together.
John: (pulling out a cigarette) Now lad, this is a great time to remind you of the “do as I say, not as I do” rule.
Billy: (sweating) about that.
John: You better be yanking my chain-
Billy: well… 👀
John: (spiraling) Oh fuck. Zee was right. The second hand smoke bullshit is real. I made you into a bloody smoker.
Billy: No! I smoked years before I even met you-
John: Years!? You’re eleven-
Billy: uh gotta go bye! SHAZAM
~later~
Billy: (walks into house of mystery) Hey John, sorry about earli-errr
John, Zatanna, Chas, Black Adam, and Tawny: (all sitting in a circle, wearing anti-smoking shirts)
Tawny: This is an intervention.