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devs who add "playable 8-bit characters" to their 3d games except they're actually voxel models clearly haven't played super mario rpg
Throws men into the pen
Enjoy you lovelies <3
Cowboy Yaoibitch suggested by @screamsofmetal because I love them btw
BABES!!!! MADDOX OC LORE DROPPED GO GO GO GO !!!
Something I've been working on for a while now, time to introduce my Super Mario RPG OCs 🩷!
Waring, cringe is ahead /pos.
Erbin !
Erbin is the rightful son to Culex, yes THAT Culex! After being born, Culex thought it best to let Smithy take care of lil Erbin; which means that Erbin is part of the Smithy Gang. Though, much later into his life after Smithy was defeated, he stole the crown off Smithy's body and fled into Mario's world.
He's a bastard of a man! He's a very cocky and confident lad with many unique talents; one of which is the ability to be the most flirtatious man to exist! He's also the lover of Geno (although at first it's a very bumpy relationship, they learn to love one another very affectionately as time goes on.)
Some basic info on him!
Pronouns - He/Him.
Age - 30.
Birthday - October 31st.
Sexuality - Homosexual !
Height - 9 ft tall. (He's a big boi)
Asciarotto !
Asciarotto was once a lot more different in terms of design and even had a different name; though she's been through a massive redesign and everything. Asciarotto is a Smithy creation, based on throwing axes; she's also designed much like how Cloaker and Domino were, like performers. They are snake charmers and she is a trapeze performer.
She's very loyal to Smithy and even a bit of a maniac to those who disrespect him or even break simple rules; she's like that type of kid who would remind the teacher about giving out homework.
Some basic info on her!
Pronouns - She/Her.
Age - 48.
Birthday - February 2nd.
Sexuality - Undecided right now.
Height - 5'2.
Amaruka !
Ah, Amaruka, this wonderful bundle of joy is a servant to Culex; specifically and much like someone else's OC, they are the personification of Culex's crystals, all of them. They are quite powerful, could be more powerful than Culex themself if they knew how to control their powers that is. They are going under a tad bit of a redesign, but for now they've got a very alien like design compared to most Mario based OCs, that's because well; anyone related to Culex in anyway isn't technically from the Mario world. (Does that technically make Amaruka and Erbin siblings? That's strange.)
Amaruka is a playful, extremely outgoing bundle of happiness. Though of course, not every part of them is sunshine and rainbows, for they've been known to be very envious of those who gain the attention of Culex; they consider him to be a God in their eyes, well technically he is a God, but Amaruka wants nothing more than to gain the admiration from Culex.
Some basic info on them.
Pronouns - They/Them/It.
Age - Ageless. (Verry much child-coded.)
Birthday - August 17th.
Sexuality - Aroace.
Height - 7'2. (tall babey)
Lilona !
Lilona, aka the beast. Uh, why does she get that name? Easy, she was a creature created by Culex and her purpose is to serve as some sort of guard dog to him and his kind. She is unable to speak and she's cold to the touch, basically her skin feels like ice. Her personality is just as cold as her, as she doesn't take no for an answer and usually decides to kill someone as a warning sign. She's a ruthless killer creature of sorts.
As I said, she's not someone who has a good side; the only people she actually tolerates is Mario and co, Culex and Amaruka.
Some basic info on her.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Age - Ageless.
Birthday - August 13th.
Sexuality - Aroace.
Height - 8'1.
The Collector !
The Collector is an unknown type of woman, she's a collector of all things interesting! Relics, books, weapons, creatures, bugs, etc! She lives in Rose Town and lives a secretive life, not many know of her existence, she once had a real name but those who knew here kept calling her The Collector so often that she had forgotten her own name and now goes by that.
The Collector is a crazy woman, obsessive and a hoarder! If she wants something, she'll get it. She's talented in magic thanks to her extensive knowledge of basically everything.
Some basic info on her.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Age - 29.
Birthday - December 1st.
Sexuality - Lesbian.
Height - 6'1.
Onas !
Onas, aka the God of Time. This fella is actually a part of a fan species I'm making for SMRPG, they are called: Owl Deities. (And side note, if you say he looks like Stolas from Helluva Boss I will fucking block you.) Ahem anyways, Onas is a very interesting character. He is *very* lore heavy. I'll give a gist of his story though; his kingdom is deep within the Forest Maze and any royal blood born Owl Deity is able to learn time manipulation magic. Onas learned it from a very young age, which worried his mother; she decided to lock him away because she knew what kind of person he would become with those powers; after years of being in prison, he found a way to break out and take the throne from his mother (as to if she is or is not alive, is kinda a spoiler for my story so uh yeah lmao.) He's been ruling ever since and has even made many gambles with Culex, KNOWING he'd lose; it's all just fun for him. It's why he doesn't have his wings, they now belong to Culex and it's why he's got a glass arm, it's now one of Culex's trophies. Gods do some silly things when bored.
Onas is a very manipulative, cunning, scheming bastard. He'll do just about anything to get his way, he's very persistent and persuasive with his words, oh and don't worry, he also enjoys to torture his captives uh..just ask Bowyer smiles. :)
Some basic info on him.
Pronouns - He/Them.
Age - 68.
Birthday - November 4th.
Sexuality - Pansexual.
Height - 7'0.
Tiburón !
Originally Tiburón started out as just an idea for an au of "what if Johnny was in the Smithy Gang." Then he just kinda became his own character after a while, then with the help of @jonathancjones and their lovely Bandana Blue OC, Roha; he became a lot more complex and developed, so shout outs to them. Tiburón is a creation built for killing, and underwater combat; Smithy built him due to Yaridovich's complaints about Seaside Town and his enemies territory being surrounded by water. He's a menace to anyone (except Roha lol) and anything, and is not someone you wanna mess with.
Tiburón is, by far the most cruel, heartless and cold of the Smithy Gang.
Some basic info on him.
Pronouns - He/Him.
Age - 56.
Birthday - July 14th.
Sexuality - Homosexual.
Height - 14'5 (he's fuckin massive help he could kill me.)
Kairy !
Kairy is a very underdeveloped character, but that's okay I'll still put her here. Kairy is a wooden doll, or an attempt at one from a novice woodworker, though just like Geno; she wasn't always a sentient doll. A once lost spirit from the Sunken Ship took control of this doll, now using its body as its own. Also yes she knows Johnny, she's acquaintances with him.
Kairy is a very curious and calm lass, she tends to be cautious about things and doesn't travel far, she gets home sick easily.
Some basic info on her.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Age - Ageless. (Once again, child-coded.)
Birthday - March 12th.
Sexuality - Aroace.
Height - 4'7.
Galileo !
Galileo, aka the God of Science. Unlike the other Gods, he is human, the only human God there is. Believe it or not, he actually lives in Barrel Volcano and is very knowledgeable about everything; he's actually someone who despises the Gods and hates them due to most of them being pro-magic, he hates magic. Then, why is he a God himself if he hates them so much? Easy, he was manipulated into becoming a God by Onas.
Galileo is a very smart and confident individual, he's also a very tired man; staying up day and night to get his work done, since he is a scientist.
Some basic info on him.
Pronouns - He/Him.
Age - 47.
Birthday - February 2nd.
Sexuality - Pansexual.
Height - 6'7th.
So uh yeah, that's my OC propaganda, and please send me asks about them if you're curious!
Are we co-workers in every universe?
Smithy. Probably one of my favorite bosses from all RPGs I've ever played. Love his design and the whole concept of him building a world of weapons. Definitely a cool bad guy.
Did some Boomer doodles as you can see~
"You—Captain 'Arrgh'—and robot Pipe Cleaner." ☕
Johnny x Yaridovich/Speardovich (SpearFin) SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…
Who’s the cuddler?
Johnny
Who makes the bed?
Yaridovich
Who wakes up first?
This can be debatable. Pirates get up pretty early most of the time, but if Smithy told Yaridovich to get up at the butt crack of dawn, he would.
Who has the weird taste in music?
Johnny and his sea shanties for sure!
Who is more protective?
They both can be, but Johnny I think is more fearless about it. His pugnacious attitude and loyalty speak a lot for his character. Yaridovich is all about kissing Smithy's ass, so I feel he'd be weaker in this department.
Who sings in the shower?
Johnny because I'm pretty sure Yaridovich would short himself out if he was in the water for too long (jk I know he knows waterspout in game but fuck you, that's funny.)
Who cries during movies?
I don't feel like either of them do.
Who spends the most while out shopping?
They both steal. What is this question going on about? Do you think they BUY THINGS?
Who kisses more roughly?
They both have dominance struggles. It's really hard to tell.
Who is more dominant?
This kind of goes with the above, since I feel their rivalry bleeds over into other parts of their relationship. They are always trying to one up each other out of petty spite. They tease each other (romantically and otherwise) and whoever comes out more submissive gets mad and decides to show the other what for and try to force them into submission but they both end up finding out each other's weaknesses and taking full advantage of each other. Past a certain point, I don't think they even truly care. They are both assholes just trying to get a rise out of each other and have too much testosterone that they both don't know what to do with. I feel they're kind of even in this regard. @blueblirdcoffee and I have quite an extensive list of headcanons about these two!
My rating of the ship from 1-10.
It's a 10 for me. Above person made me really love and appreciate SpearFin and I have so much fun with I rp it in dms with them. I only ship two things here currently and my god do I love both ships I'm a part of!
Doodling some boys.
I ship them.
@blueblirdcoffee
this trend is so silly
You broke them <3
Harpooned ⚜️🦈
Beat the smrpg remake today. I'm okay
dude i swear pepperonisecret will just drop shit on me like "i hc he sneezes like a kitten and stardust just goes pwoof!" and i'm just like "you've cursed me to draw this, you know that, right. unforgivable"
More old art of them <3
Super Mario RPG Diorama
GeNovember Day 15
Shhhhhhhhhhh, they're resting up for their big day on Friday~
Commission for Lime-o-Bunny of their cute Geno redesign!
Enjoy!! And thank you!!!
Commission rates
"Scars", a Super Mario RPG comic
Geno contemplates all his battle damage.
Was chatting with pals about what battle scars would look like on a wooden body, the ones that couldn't be healed or sanded or filled out, and I swear this was only gonna be two pages and then I was Extra about it like I always am hahaha oooooooops
Also I need to draw the Smithy Gang more, Yaridovich is fun to draw aaaaaaaa
dimentio is a plant mom 💜💫🌱