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Tying a Bitch 101:

So as an introductory, we must first go through the many issues one would have using traditional methods. This way, we're really knowing what's to be done. Lets begin.

• His magic could easily get him out of a tough spot; He has proficiency in conjuration, evocation and illusion. Among them, Teleport.

• His hands aren't attached to any limbs. They are thus free-roaming, just as Rayman's hand and feet are.

• He floats as a mode of transport; Never does he touch the ground and thus doesn't call for any leg movements. Tying is futile at best.

As we now have all of obstacles listed, lets tackle them. First off, his magic. Dimentio had always relied to snapping his fingers or waving his hands in order to cast spells. In my headcanon, this goes further as he requires to trace the 'container' first and may also cast through signing. A simple solution to prevent all spells to go through... Tape his fingers together, individually. Pair his indexes, majors, rings and pinkies. Just as they're all taped together, with gorilla tape preferably, tape them all into thumbless mitten. Allow not a single wiggle room. Tape tends to stick better to itself from experience. Finish off with salt to injury; Tie his wrists together, criss crossing onto the mitten to fully secure it. leave a tail of rope. Congratulations! Dimentio now has no way of using both his flappy talkative hands and magic. Now pray that he wouldn't remember.

Secondly, his limb's situation. One may not stop now; He may very well use that chunk of hands to knock bystanders. Quite the funny scenario however, Dimentio is weak in both physical combat and constitution; Meaning he doesn't last long before bailing. With the tail of rope left from the tied hands, tie it to a wall loop. Tie it tight. What damage could he do? He's the brain, not the brawn. Besides. He's old. Its position relative to Dimentio would matter slightly, it is best to have them separate from his body as even a nudge could be of great help for an escape. Congratulations! Bitch not only cannot use his magic, he now has them stuck to a wall unable to even use them as punches! His feet however, are still able to pack kicks. Simple enough of a solution; Tie them together and onto the floor, just a couple miles away.

Thirdly, might the 'floating' situation been taken care of already, it doesn't quite rule out Dimentio's possibilities to wiggle the strings loose. Allow no movements, tie him to a train track. My headcanon gives him additional 'limbs' characterized as being hair; Think of Sylveon's feelers from Pokemon. Dimentio has them along his scalp to tailbone and as such, sorry man, duck tapes you whole.

Continuation? Maybe. My brain fucking switched as I typed that lmao,

The funny thing about Imprisoning Dimentio is that you can’t handcuff him. His hands can go through the bars. You can’t tie him up.

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WOW OKAY, so I have a Kinnikuman OC now! The design was created by me and inspired by Balan from Balan's Wonder World, the art was made by the ever wonderful @pyrobuyo (GO BUY ART FROM THEM NOW‼️)

Anyways, meet the Perfect Illusion of the Perfect Large Numbers, the one and only Cardman!

Cardman is the epitome of "Sassy magician" and he THRIVES with wowing the audience and his opponent with card tricks, magic and illusions! Also I have a lot of Mr Khamen lore but I won't go into detail about that right now lol, but Cardman is a long time follower of Mr Khamen, they have a very deep past together! (They are on and off dating now lol)

So when Mr Khamen was killed off by one of Cardmans' own colleagues, he was VERY mad. So mad that he betrayed the Perfect Large Numbers, only for him to get killed by the same who took Mr Khamen from him. (Yes I love my OC but I am killing him off lmao.)

Anyways here's more silly shit of him lol. Also uh hi honey @ruralsbubbyy I'm gonna make you draw him (bc I love you)

ALSO here's his ToyHouse 🩷

Quick ass lore like that, 1st pic is Dimentio with his pet hogarithm because its my hc and I choose the autism,

2nd pic is bitch maskless, he would not be this cunning looking tho, realistically he will be emotionless, sassless, a husk, anyways good night y'all I love you andro mwah Hi oct

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when i tell you that this is one of my fave colour sets i have ever done ahhhh. this set also has matching mdni and support (and an alternate pattern banner) hee hee.

colours : 001 / 002 / 003 / 004 / 005 / 006 / 007 / 008 / 009

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