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Based on @papiliovolens fanfic Sans Tumbles Through the Multiverse Headfirst :3

(Turn sound on plsplspls)

Sans when portals open:

vs Reality

a responsible and trustworthy person who will keep Classic away from danger if he gets the brilliant pink elephant backpack

I-

While I respect your devotion, I think Classic would look at you with a mixture of disbelief and disdain at the suggestion.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now you have a brush for Bane 💪 49 of them. Go plant them around like treats to lure Bane around.

And you even have a sponge to wash Bane! It’s perfect

All you have to do, is dodge

im sending forty nine of these at u high speed rate (99 mph) dodge

the fiftieth can be a sponge

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Bane for the WIN!!!!

Would Error show off his cow to Swap? If he did, he would definitely boast.

Swap would probably be happy that Error is making more friends

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i see all

wow, that cheese wheel was wheel-y impressive! *an entire cow gets thrown into the askbox. INFINITY CHEESE now taking suggestions for the

Two hit KO, my apologies. Forgot to look at MK’s 5 DEF

Would counter the 10 ATK and decrease it

LET’S GO NEIL AND ANNOYING DOG(s)!!! Take em out

also did I say change? I meant chance* oopsies. Misspell!

Funny mention that I noticed

Neil has the same stats as the annoying dogs do

And the annoying dogs tend to all have the same amount of hp and stats

I demand they brawl so I can flip a coin and see who wins (send in Outer Dog. Already learning how to bite!! The perfect fighter)

*sips coffee*

I'm surprised you didn't comment on if Dog or Neil could take on MK to be honest :)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no chemistry!!!! all bad!!! shipping❌

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i have two friends arguing about whether you can ship classic with other.

i'm-

thank you maybe in another nice life 🙏 I saw this and had to edit them in for ya!!! Hope it’s what you envisioned

I know someone talked about (and drew) Dream's reaction to Midnight's affection towards Sans, but have some people considered:

(i don't know how to draw so... memes be upon ya :3)

*don'tstupidlysmiledon'tstupidlysmiledon'tstupidlysmile* <- me in the middle of my work shift

UNEXPECTED AMAZING MEME IN MY INBOX

this is so perfect. Midnight's face is so just... perfect

yes, there will be moments when nm and classic are in ccino's cafe together. if a scene doesn't make it into sttmh, i'll at least post a drabble about it.

also trust me, i love memes. especially about sttmh (all the memes i've posted thus far are sttmh related after all XD)

so feel free to bombard me with memes about sttmh if the inspiration strikes you ^^

please know i have to stop myself from literally jumping for joy whenever i get something sttmh related in my inbox or I'm tagged on

doesn't matter if it's a small comment, a question, fanart, a meme, or anything

i am always SO flipping stoked, so thank you so much for makin' this and sharing it with me (〃＾▽＾〃)

manifesting swap and fell

small meme about sttmh

i hear all y'alls screams for classic to take a break

trust

HIT EM WITH THE CHAIR CLASSIC!!! VENGEANCE. THINK OF IT AS A REWARD FOR WINNING! A VERY FITTING REWARD!

he won't know what hit em

go for nightmare next and killer

matter of fact, other me too

and this is way too funny. Love what you've drawn! Hope he went for Error's noggin!

That reblog of yours with the error being pat made me really want to reply with, "hit him with the chair, Classic!"

Then realized that would make no sense to the person who made the art :')

evil i say, pure evil

This chapter took me nearly THREE weeks. *dies*

anyways this chapter is angst. it is angst. it is a n g s t. someone at every second is suffering somewhere. enjoy~

also @skellavelva I promise Ch. 21 will have Horror. Like ch. 20 ended less than ten seconds before Horror arrives. He will be there. i promises

this is so good. The art is simple and nice and I LOVE IT!!! Papil is excellent and the puns are MWUAH. And the story along with it????

You should totally go check it out

STTMH Drabble

Classic stirred from his nap and stretched his limbs out to try to rid them of the agony of sleeping on the bare, non-existent floor. He rolled his skull as he sat up, the blankets underneath him shuffling with his weight. The bare expanse of nothing spread out around him, broken only by the vibrant blankets scattered about. Groggily, he glanced to the side and sighed, crestfallen. 

Patch had not budged since Classic wrapped him in the softest lavender blanket he could find. The blanket reached his jaw, slightly obscuring the smudge on his face. He looked comfortable enough. 

Classic shuddered as he glanced at Patch's sockets. They were always steady in their position, never flickering or reacting to anything. Devoid of all life, they were horribly empty.

Classic wished Patch would show some sign he was alive. A twitch of a finger or a turn of the head- anything. Instead, he stared at the ground, his face as expressionless as when Classic had first met him.

* <PROMISE> ATK <PROMISE> DEF

* HP 99999/NULL LV 0

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Classic was getting desperate. It was his third time here, and each time, he felt himself going a little more crazy with no one to talk to. He learned after the first visit to bring something to entertain him, and due to the indeterminate amount of time Classic would spend with Patch for each visit, plus the lack of electricity or internet, Classic settled on books.

Most of which had been read before his nap and placed to the side.

Classic adjusted himself and leaned toward Patch, nudging the skeleton's shoulder, more out of a formality than anything. "ya know, it'd be great if you would talk back," he joked, watching carefully for any movement. After Patch made none, he scooted to lay some weight on Patch's back. Patch bounced a bit as he adjusted and straightened again.

"you like the blankets? i tried to get the brightest ones i could find, seeing how this place is all white." Classic cast a glance around them.

"i debated buying this banana yellow one, but it was so neon, you'd think it was made of neon. nah, i put that one back. think i did a pretty good job."

He glanced at the pile of books next to them and grabbed one of the smaller ones- one of his old joke books he brought up from the Underground. "wish you could tell me what kinda books you'd like. you don't seem all interested in reading, but i bet we could find something you would enjoy. i could read it to ya. i used to do it all the time with my bro. he still asks me to read to him sometimes. he has this old human picture book about bunnies- would that interest you? i could probably borrow it for a night."

Patch did not respond. He never did.

Classic flipped through his book, eyelights skimming over the pages lazily. He knew most of the jokes by heart, but there was something comforting about the crinkle of the pages- the result of Classic having spilled coffee on it an inexplicable amount of time ago.

"how about jokes, then?" Classic asked, flipping to a random page. "i happen to have some of the best jokes humanity's ever come up with in the palm of my hand here. wanna give it a shot?"

LOOK THAT THEM!!! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO READ THE FANFIC BECAUSE IT'S SO GOOD AND IT'S CLASSIC!!!!

so it's a certified Classic read

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ink likes to go to error's anti-void when he's bored. sometimes error isn't there, and ink gets to snoop around (purely for the purposes of learning things about error, of course), and other times error is home

i realized i never really looked up what a telenovela was and imagined this XD

OMMG HE ACTUALLY BROUGHT THE CHAIR?? I THOUGHT THAT WAS FOR FUN AHAHAHAHhahahaaaaAA

Thank you reader/commenter for the suggestion to hit him with a steel chair. He may have not gotten hit by the chair but think about it this way — it’s there! Ready for Classic to use any time.

Makes it funnier cause I haven’t read ch. 19 yet. Just remember Papil mentioning it and then I thought about it. The only way to get a steel chair there

he forgor

A reader left a comment on Ch. 19 about wanting Classic to go hit Nightmare with a steel chair. @skellavelva read it and had this interaction with Ink and I-

there is now a steel chair randomly in Ch. 20

Sans making a videos about himself.

Also he record it on ccino cafe's