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Dustin, texting Eddie: Eddie! Help I’m being kidnapped Eddie: Where are you? Dustin: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Eddie: I’ll call Steve. Steve, answering his cell: Y’ello? Eddie: Where’s Dustin? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Steve: Dustin? What do you mean, he's literally right next to me- Steve: Steve: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Steve: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Dustin: WHO ARE YOU?!
Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Eddie : *trips over a tree branch and flips off the tree*
Steve: That one. I want that one
Dustin: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Eddie : Well Steve and I-
Steve: *elbows Eddie *
Eddie : ...wouldn't know