Source: Parks And Rec - Blog Posts

Zatanna: Pre-broth is an amazing stage, it's when you're most alert

Raquel: Good, 'cause someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.

M'gann *drunk crying*: You don't even know ONE THING. I didn't even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and I didn't even do it ONCE.

Dick *drunk*: I'm like, an elephant, okay if I walk into a room, it's like, ok, he's, in there.

Kaldur *hammered*: baba-booey

Wally *drunk*: Turn this music down! 🎵Butts 'n boob 'n love 'n stuff 🎵

Wally:...

Wally: 🎵Macaroni salad~🎵

Artemis *drunk*: *Furiously speaking vietnamese*

Conner: *Dancing*

Keith and Lance hungover from drinking too much nunvil

Based on that one scene from parks and rec

alex silly laughing: ohhh, spence you had a crush on me? that's embarrassing

spencer:

spencer: we’re married

alex: still

Stiles: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Scott: I did. I broke it…

Stiles: No. No, you didn’t. Liam?

Liam: Don’t look at me. Look at Isaac.

Isaac: What?! I didn’t break it.

Mason: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Isaac: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Liam & Mason: Suspicious.

Isaac: No, it’s not!

Theo: If it matters, probably not… Lydia was the last one to use it.

Lydia: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Theo: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Lydia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows, that Theo!

Scott: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Stiles.

Stiles: No. Who broke it?

Kira: [whispering] Stiles, Malia has been awfully quiet…

Malia: Really?! Oh really!?!?

Kira: Yeah, really!

[Everyone Arguing]

Stiles [To Corey]: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. [Stiles and Corey snicker]