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Can I have some it looks good to eat

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

I HATH BEEN BONKED AND FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE WIZARD TOWER! AND I CANNOT GET UP!!!

CURSES ONTO YOU, SKELTON!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

I HATH BEEN BONKED AND FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE WIZARD TOWER! AND I CANNOT GET UP!!!

CURSES ONTO YOU, SKELTON!!!

MORE PETS OMG

You know what you’re actually quite nice to give me all these new friends

I SHALL SPARE YOUR CUPBOARD FOR TODAY

NYEHEHEHHEHE

DOOT DOOT DEAR WIZARD IM HERE TO ROB YOU OF ANY SOURCES OF DAIRY YOU HAVE SINCE IM RUNNING LOW ON STOCK AND MY NEAREST SUPERMARKET IS AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY

Milk, cheese, chocolate, choccy milk, ice cream

HAND THEM OVER

I CAST SUMMON WEIRD CREATURE!!!

The weird creature flops around on the floor, gurgling. I pick it up and throw it at you.

do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)

NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND

PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)

OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)

OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND

I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)

YOURE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WIZARD SCUM

ME AND GERALD HERE WILL BONK YOU

*teams up with the slime ball to take you down*

OH NO MY OWN CREATION WORKING AGAINST ME

*tucks beard into wizard cloak*

fine then...

I guess I will have to take **beary** important action

I cast

SUMMON BEAR

🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

*a humorously small bear poofs into existence and starts running towards you in fury*

*befriends the sentient slime ball*

I LOVE HIM

AWEEEEEE THAT'S SO CUTE !!

*tries to slip away quietly while you are distracted*

NYEHEHE YOU FOOLISH WIZARD

YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN ME THE POWER TO HEAR TWICE AS WELL

actually wait I didn’t have ears before..wait

NO MATTER I STILL HAVE MY CLUB SO THEREFORE YOU SHALL BE BONKED

*runs after you*

*trips on long wizard beard and cartwheels onto the ground*

NO NOT AGAIN

*sees the skeleton with cat ears*

oh god WHAT HAVE I DONE

I CAST SLIME BOY

*a sentient slime ball gets hurled at you*

I’M JOINING THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS

DOWN WITH THE WIZARDS