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LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS
NYEEEHEHEHEHEHE
LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES
LINK TO WIZARD SIGN UP (INFERIOR)
LINK TO A COOL DOG
HOW TO PARTICIPATE
1: IF YOU WANT WIZARDS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW THEY'RE WEENIES
2: GO OVER TO THE WIZARD SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO FOOLISHLY COMMENTS, AND SPOOK THEM WITH A "DOOT DOOT"
3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE CHAOS
4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS
LET'S DO THIS! SKELETON WAR! SKELETON WAR!
The Skeleton War 2014
He is using the entire Jeep as a car seat, I—
IS THAT ALLOWED? 💀
Ok Tumblr I'm not sure what exactly the Skeleton War is but sign me up I WANT TO FIGHT
HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y'ALL!!!
And a call to all warriors, to line the fronts...
FOR THE
SKELETON WAR!!! 💀
Damn. That's a little much for the skeleton war, don’t you think?
Can confirm, turning to dust takes less time than you might think. Unfortunately little of the post-mortem is spent as a fun calcium creature.
magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition
WIP, wanted it out before November
Hello skeletons and wizards, I have traditionally been associated with wizards and magic by my friends and family, but I have always felt a strong connection to skeletons. Could you please explain how the skeleton war started and why your side is the correct one to support? I will support with art and strange memes. Kind regards, M. P. LeBrush.
You know what? I'm joining
WIZARDS ARE WEENIES!
I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS
NYEEEHEHEHEHEHE
LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES
LINK TO WIZARD SIGN UP (INFERIOR)
LINK TO A COOL DOG
HOW TO PARTICIPATE
1: IF YOU WANT WIZARDS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW THEY'RE WEENIES
2: GO OVER TO THE WIZARD SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO FOOLISHLY COMMENTS, AND SPOOK THEM WITH A "DOOT DOOT"
3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE CHAOS
4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS
Hm I kinda dipped out of the skeleton war, you know any wizards I could doot to get back in?
I also dipped for a week or two
My skeleton friend do you wish to come doot at wizards with me once again?
Spam Bot Resistance Update
as some of you may know, i have called the factions of the skeleton war together for the common goal of defeating the dreaded Spam Bots
as our numbers are beginning to increase, i saw it fit to make a post briefing everyone on our plan.
first, of course we must all know how to properly combat a Spam Bot-see here:
but in order for us to truly make a difference we must spread the news to each corner of the Skeleton War, and beyond it. so i found it fitting for us to have our own tag, that we may find and support each other with no barriers for if we wish to win we must be united!
i have begun making use of the tag #spam bot resistance to represent our cause. this is still the skeleton war, but i felt we ought to have a way to find our comrades quickly.
remember, in order to turn Staffs gaze on these foul Bots, and put an end to the blight on this land, you mustnt merely block them, but report them as spam! these are the words we must spread, for the good of our home and for the good of the people here.
remember that Tumblr runs on word of mouth, so we will need not only to be fierce in battle, but quick in news.
good luck my brethren, of any type or alliance, and godspeed!
@8ball-wizard @mak-worse-imagination @basilikum7 @opalescent-apples @treerainer (hope you all dont mind the tags, just want to get word out there. let me know if it bothers you)
WOO
:D
DOOT DOOT SPINNING SKULL GRENADE :D
"Why is it spinning...? WHY IS IT SPINNING?!"
"Oww... Well played, skeleton ngghh...."
Well shit
I’m gonna go dig my own sand grave
MY FELLOW SKELETONS
I HAVE BUILD A GIANT SANDCASTLE AS A SHELTER FOR ANY SKELETONS WHO NEED IT
THERE IS FREE CHOCCY MILK AND PLENTY OF BOARD GAMES
NYEHEHEHEHHE
Thank you so much :’)
My name is Dee
last name ceased
What’s yours?
…
……..
DOOT DOOT
The forces of darkness lie in wait, for the moment you turn your back or close your eyes, they will strike. You will be cast into the depths of the underworld where scum like you belong, never to see the light of another day. Your memory will fade with the dying light of the evening, and any mark you made upon this earth with it. Your fellow soldiers will forget your face and be unable to recall your name, and the curse of oblivion will follow those who don't forget, soon to follow in your footsteps. Let this be a lesson to all: cross me, and only darkness, pain, and misery await. You have made a grave mistake, skeleton. One you will regret until your final breath.
NYEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH
THANK YOU MY FELLOW SKELETON
I CAST ELDRITCH BLAST but I suck so I just disintegrate one of your fingers instead of killing you
HOW AM I GOING TO PLAY TROMBONE NOW?!
:0
I don’t wanna know!
Thank you kindly though dear skeleton friend!
Back to the trombone I go!!!
I CAST ELDRITCH BLAST but I suck so I just disintegrate one of your fingers instead of killing you
HOW AM I GOING TO PLAY TROMBONE NOW?!
I CAST ELDRITCH BLAST but I suck so I just disintegrate one of your fingers instead of killing you
HOW AM I GOING TO PLAY TROMBONE NOW?!
I GIFT YOU one flagpole FOR YOUR SAND CASTLE. GOOD LUCK FELLOW BONEMAN
:0
THANK YOU FELLOW BONEMAN I SHALL PUT THIS ON THE HIGHEST POINT OF MY SAND CASTLE
…..
*sad scared and traumatised dooting noises*
…
……..
DOOT DOOT
The forces of darkness lie in wait, for the moment you turn your back or close your eyes, they will strike. You will be cast into the depths of the underworld where scum like you belong, never to see the light of another day. Your memory will fade with the dying light of the evening, and any mark you made upon this earth with it. Your fellow soldiers will forget your face and be unable to recall your name, and the curse of oblivion will follow those who don't forget, soon to follow in your footsteps. Let this be a lesson to all: cross me, and only darkness, pain, and misery await. You have made a grave mistake, skeleton. One you will regret until your final breath.
Thank you kindly fellow skeleton!
You sure a sand castle is a good fortress-?
Thinking about it now it was probably not the best material to use
HOWEVER I am very educated in the art of sand castle building so I believe it should be sturdy enough to combat most wizard spells!
Hopefully
You sure a sand castle is a good fortress-?
Thinking about it now it was probably not the best material to use
HOWEVER I am very educated in the art of sand castle building so I believe it should be sturdy enough to combat most wizard spells!
Hopefully
NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
DOOT DOOT A SKELETON WITH A SKULL GRENADE COMES AT THEE
OIYUEFWEOHWIFAWEFHFQGIG I HAVEN'T STUDIED GRENADES YET AAAAAAAAAAAA- *ducks for cover behind giant metal snail familiar for cover, scrambling for a spell in my refill folder*
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MY BONES
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BONES?!
GIVE THEM BACK WIZARD SCUM