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hating bitches is a very slicked fucking slope bc one wrong phrase, let’s use Go Fuck Yourself for instance, and it snowballs into toxic yuri faster than I can finish my slander tweet and it drives me up the goddamn wall
bc bc- why am I telling you to go pleasure urself, that’s MY hobby, so now the only natural course of spiteful action is to run on home and fuck myself even harder than ur presumed fucking of self bc I’ll be damned if I let a bitch I hate orgasm better than me.
but now, hand down pants and moaning up a storm, I have to then consider just how hard opp regularly fucks themselves and amp my own fucking by three thousand percent, and then. and then.
And then im just
masturbating to opps face. And that’s. That’s gay.
FUCK