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Has Sephiroth ever tried catnip?
[The video starts. It's Genesis, looking unkempt with wide, blood-shot eyes and messy hair. He's leaning over a kitchen countertop looking exhausted]
"I'm going to be arrested."
[There's a deep, verbalized meow in the background. Genesis briefly looks at something beyond the camera, then rubs his face]
"So...I thought it'd be funny to play into all the Sephiroth is a cat nonsense and—"
"Meow"
[Genesis stops again, looks long and hard at something behind the camera, then sighs a trembling breath. There's panic in his eyes]
"And I put catnip in Sephiroth's humidifier."
[Genesis pans the camera around slowly, the video filming all of Sephiroth's kitchen before finally landing on something on the floor]
"Oh goddess I'm going to JAIL."
[It's Sephiroth as high as a kite. He's sprawled out on the floor in a starfish position. There's a uncharacteristic, dopey grin on his face. He looks drugged out of his mind]
"Meow," he says in a deep voice.
"He's been like this for three hours now," Genesis says from behind the camera. "Do you all understand why I'm freaking out now? It's like a broke a government weapon—"
"Meow."
[Genesis turnes the camera back around, filming himself as he nervously runs a hand through his hair]
"I need to take him down to the infirmary—"
"Meow"
[Genesis looks stressed]
"I'd call Angeal but I don't want to be arrested and killed—"
"Meow."
[Genesis snaps his head up, frowning the incapacitated SOLDIER on the floor]
"Sephiroth, my friend, either stop interrupting me or pick something other than meow to say!"
[Sephiroth doesn't reply, and the following moments are silent. Genesis nods in approval, then redirects his attention back to the camera]
"Anyway, as I was saying—"
"Fuck you."
"WHAT THE F—"
[Genesis quickly ends the video]