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𝐇𝐮𝐡? 𝐎𝐡 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 :)

Sami Yaffa head cannons with a girlfriend who is basically the same height as him PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Sami yaffa tall girlfriend headcannons!

A/n- i am so glad that im getting hanoi rocks requests, especially sami because he is my favourite to read for so I’m excited to write for him too‼️Thankyou so much for the request i deem us friends now and if you want to go by an emoji like some anons do feel free 🫶🏼🫶🏼

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Okay so this man is literally awestruck

He is proud to have you as a girlfriend and is so loving

If your going out to an event, and start to feel insecure because you feel as if you cannot wear heels, he notices something is up immediately

He nags at you until you tell him whats wrong, and when you finally do the look on his face is heartbreaking

Gives you puppy eyes and looks as if he’s just been kicked

Responds with something like:

“Sweetheart you think i care about your height?”

“You look gorgeous in anything and that means heels included!”

Always knows how to cheer you up

Loves it when you wear his clothes, not just because they’re his, but because they also happen to fit you amazingly

But this means you also often find articles of your clothing missing, and you always know the culprit

“Sami baby have you seen those pair of jeans i wore last week?”

Sami: eating a piece of toast while he slowly looks down at the jeans he is wearing, the very jeans you are looking for

“I don’t think so honey!”

When laid in bed with you, and you lay your head on his chest (or the other way around) he giggles about the fact your feet dangle off the edge of the edge of the bed bed (or his)

Is a leg guy, i mean that he thinks legs are sexy so its great you have a lot of them 🤷🏼‍♀️

When shopping for clothes with you, and he says you should get something, its mostly because he thinks you will look great in said item of clothing, but a little part of him wants to wear it too

Constantly compliments you

But he is a little shy so sometimes he’s really subtle about it

Comes up behind you and rests his chin on your shoulder when your doing literally anything

Always staring down people who look at you judgementally

If the press even dares to talk about your appearance in a negative way, he will stand up for you and make it clear to never talk about you again because ‘i’m gonna marry that girl!’

A/n- i hope this was okay for you!!! Please let me know if you want a part 2, and this goes to anyone: please don’t be shy to request anything, i am very happy to try my hardest in writing your ask 🫶🏼

Pumpkingut5’s masterlist!📸

Please request!

Guns n’ roses:

Axl rose:

Headcannons

Slash:

Nothing yet

Izzy stradlin:

Missing you

Steven adler:

Bored

Duff mckagan:

Whipped

Rockstar girlfriend headcannons

More than one band member:

Can i join?

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Mötley crüe:

Nikki sixx:

Nothing yet

Tommy lee:

Nothing yet

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Hanoi rocks:

Sami yaffa:

Tall girlfriend headcannons

Michael monroe:

Nothing yet

Nasty suicide:

Nothing yet

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Criminal minds:

Spencer reid:

Nothing yet

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A/n- i realise this looks like a pretty sad masterlist right now but i swear im working on it 😭😭( PLEASE send requests 🫶🏼 )

HANOI ROCKS MENTIONED AAAAAAA

EEEE I LOVE HANOI ROCKS, THEY’RE SO UNDERRATED

This literally made my day as I’ve had no one else respond to my post hahaha

Would you be interested if i posted sami yaffa headcannons within the next day? Because i would really enjoy doing so

In my head we are now great friends 🙃

current!sami yaffa x Michael Monroe’s daughter headcannons also nsfw and big age gap

(I’m sick of waiting for someone to read my other post and write this for me so ima do it even though I suck at writing also I’m writing headcannons bc it’s easier and less work)(also a few details reader is a girl obviously also in the story reader is about 23 just to let y’all know)

warnings⚠️⚠️:age gap, mentions of pedophilia, mentions of pregnancy (I think), smut, maybe some cursing

if I missed any warnings please tell me

-ok starting off you and Sami obviously have a very big age gap around a 37 years actually

-when y’all started dating and you told Michael he obviously freaked out (bc he’s our fav Barbie drama queen)

-also because it’s his daughter is dating one of his best friends who also helped raise her

-it took awhile but sooner or later he came around to it seeing how much Sami loved you and how happy he made you☺️

-now onto y’all’s relationship dynamic

-Sami’s love language is definitely physical touch I see him being to shy for words of affirmation but he’ll do it every once in a while I also feel like he loves gift giving

-he absolutely loves when you hold him and baby him it doesn’t matter how big y’all’s age gap is he still loves being babied by you(no one can change my mind on that)

-speaking of babies if y’all had a kid he would love them so much it’s not even funny

-I have a feeling he’s extremely good with kids idk why

-also he would have the best fashion advice for you like he would always help pick out outfits for you when you don’t know what to wear

-while he helps pick out what you where he also helps you out of it at the end of the night(iykyk)

-you can not tell me this man is not a sucker for tits and thighs bro

-will absolutely suck on your tits and leave hickeys on your tits and thighs

-absolutely loves being bottom his fav position is cowgirl because you can control him or he can control you

-absolutely will not force you to do anything you don’t wanna do and respects you boundaries

-but also will do anything you wanna do kink wise

-like he does not care he will literally try whatever you wanna do with him

-absolutely loves you

-has written many songs about you

-and yes sometimes they get published and Michael has to sing them💀

-when it got revealed to the public y’all were dating every one freaked out some people outa happiness and some in anger

-most people loved y’all’s relationship and their were so many cute post from y’all’s supportive fans saying how cute you and Sami are

-then there were the people posting about y’all’s age gap and how it was pedophilia and shit because he helped raise you but you didn’t care honestly you had Sami and your dad and that’s all you needed

-seeing as you grew up around Sami he knew everything you liked and how you liked it

-he could name your coffee order by heart if you asked him to

-if you had tattoos he would absolutely love them kissing touching and tracing them every time you are together

-always has an arm around you ESPECIALLY at social events that the band is at

-he is definitely overprotective of you not in like a controlling way but in a concerned trying to make sure you don’t get hurt/uncomfortable kind of way

-will absolutely let you sit on his lap(but also his face in the bedroom)

-ALWAYS and I mean always gives you a kiss before and after a concert

-adores when you wear his clothes

-you wanna know a way you can instantly turn him on wear his shirt with just panties on nothing else just his shirt and panties

-he will literally die of hornyness on the spot

-lives for when you braid his hair randomly

-braiding his hair is literally the best way to calm him down if he’s mad upset or stressed about something

ok that’s all for now I might write more later but I have no more ideas if you have any ideas tell me also, I’m sorry for any spelling mistakes. I suck at spelling.