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Oh, god!!
News: *shows footage of two sickos invading the capitol*
Konro, slurping his tea: Not my circus not my monkey
News: *zooms on Benimaru*
Konro, spitting his tea out: That's my monkey!
“My king…you are to do…NOTHING?”
“Yes.”
“BUT…WHAT?! This…This prophecy child is said to dethrone you! Take all that was yours and kill you! This child threatens your power and you are to do nothing!? NOTHING?!”
“Well my dear friend…a wise figure once said that one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. Destiny, fate, the will of the gods or people call for my downfall when the child is ready, why fight? Why not…let them try.”
“Try?”
“I mean I’m not gonna lay down like a dog and yield but I’m not gonna go out and bite each child I see either. Instead I will wait, observe and see what happens when the so proclaimed time has come…for now I ask that we call off the engagement with Queen Larissa…gods only knows that woman will kill anyone who delivers such news so maybe she can make my death quicker and easier.”
“B-But your majesty, you imply supposedly! So that can mean there’s a chance you could-“
“Better safe then sorry now! I will tell the Queen myself of this news, for now…go.”
“What?! What do you-“
“Go relax…go home and read that book you’ve been telling me about. I will handle the rest.”
“But-“
“That’s an order.”
“Yes…yes your majesty.”
“…Finally….Salvation.”
The king, after hearing the prophecy about a child fated to depose them, decided to just let the events play out without interfering.
Hero × villain prompt.
Hero:" Why are you doing this?!"
Villain : "Cause I'm a bad guy, duh."
Hero : "...did you just make a Billie Eilish reference? "
Random dialogue prompts.
" Hey , look at me ... You're okay. It's going to be alright. "
" Can't you trust me just this once ?"
" I -It hurts... Everything hurts- ."
" Oh yeah ? Why don't you come here and say it to my face "
" You have five seconds to run before I slit your throat "
" Don't test me, love . Patience isn't my biggest strength "
" Hurt her again and I'm gonna harvest your balls !"
" Say it one more time. I dare you "
"Aww... That touched my stone cold heart "
"Baby , I love you ...but if you fart one more time - "
" I'm sexy and I hate it ...~"
" I can't breathe. I can't -"
" Am I crazy if I say I can't get enough of you ?"
" We shouldn't do this here . Someone might see ..."
" I want to love every part of you . Just let me love you .. "
" look me in the eyes and say it " " Don't Tell me you don't feel the same "
" Aww... You're so good to me. "
" Shut up and get out of my sight ! "
" Did you even love me ?"
" Why do you care now ?! You never did before !"
" I can't love you..."
" I despise you ! . I despise you with every fiber of my being! "
" Wow . For once you actually said something sensible "
" I can't stop thinking about that kiss "
" Wow...! So that's how a plant looks like. It's so ... green."
" Did I even matter to you huh ?"
" You're not allowed to kiss me "
" leave me alone . I'm not talking to you anymore"
" I bet he banged you senseless right ?"
" oh my gosh. Did I say that aloud ?"