Proshippers Please Interact - Blog Posts

OKAY FINE I'LL ADMIt IT! I LOVE TWINS! TwINS ARE THE BEST CHARACTERS TO ME! i LOVE MAKING TWIN OCS, I LOVE TWIN CHARACTERS In SHOWs, I LOVE THEM AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THIS FROM MEEEEEEE

More at twelve.

Bestie, I can't stop unseeing the cat bus from Totoro when I look at your pfp from far away. Idfk why. I know it's Jax, but my mind just goes "MMMMMMM yes that's the cat bus right there but purble :3"

Bestie it is 7 am, the sun is barely up and I tried so hard not to piss myself laughing at that ToT missed opportunity to be the cat buss fr fr 😔

Every day I get a little bit closer to wanting to do and host a massive tumblr art trade art blog event that's like Art Fight but for proshippers and is like CreativeClash but I'm the one in charge and doing it and hosting the fun team theme polls and stuff pensive 😔

I also get a little closer to wanting to host Proship roleplay blogs where people can look for RP partners

Old man voice: Back in my day, you didn't have to pay to ship. You could just ship whomever you wanted and that was that! Now a days these kids have to pay a toll.

I love the AMAZON DIGITAL CIRCUS quite a lot.

A while ago, Goosework made a post saying the characters can't change/take off their clothes, and it got me thinking. The latest episode shows them in whole new clothes, uniforms and all.

This could be the Goose lying again, OR this could be what it is.

The CHARACTERS can't change their clothes. But nothing says Caine can't.

First guy, Lunar!

He's a Metal Family OC and is dating my F/O Dee!

Their story in my head is that after Lif rejected Dee's feelings, he was kind of down in the dumps... Until Lif introduced him to another online friend. Then, since Dee apparently has a fetish for online relationships and simping, he does the same fucking thing he did with Lif, only it works this time.

Fun facts:

Lunar is not his real name, it's a nickname from his online username LLun4r.

He gets most of his clothes from Pinterest. So his style is seriously jumbled.

His fangs are fake, but he accidentally used really strong glue and can't get them off.

He braided one side of his hair, got lazy, and just put the other in a ponytail.

Despite being a blue eyed Blondie like Dee, they are not related.

He is a Proshiper and personally likes writing multiple chapter fanfictions on Ao3 that go up to around 100k words. (I fucking wish 😔)

When Dee sent him a really cringe worthy voicemail, he assumed he was doing a bit and sent him one back. Dee took it seriously and listened to that on repeat.

As of now, the two have been in a semi awkward relationship for a few weeks. No kissing has happened yet since holding hands still seems to be a little too much for Dee.

Behold, the start for the entries to my self ship characters and the OCs I made to kiss them. Here, I will talk about my OC, the character they are dating, share some art, and other stuff, idk.

Basic thinks to know:

All of my OCs use He/Him and switch being a Trans Man or a Cis Man depending on how I personally feel at the moment.

I am not against sharing, I don't care. I can understand if you are tho, so feel free to block this post or me.

I'll be posting my OCs slowly since I'm lazy in a reblog.

I am pansexual, so are my OCs.

I am also posting these so perhaps one day, when I finally am able to open up art trades, people will open my pin and have an easy look through. :D

Behold, the start for the entries to my self ship characters and the OCs I made to kiss them. Here, I will talk about my OC, the character they are dating, share some art, and other stuff, idk.

Change of pace, this is actually where I'll put my OCs in general. But they'll all be in pairs. :D

Basic thinks to know:

All of my Self Insert OCs use He/Him and switch being a Trans Man or a Cis Man depending on how I personally feel at the moment.

I am not against sharing F/O, I don't care. I can understand if you are tho, so feel free to block this post or me.

I'll be posting my OCs slowly since I'm lazy in a reblog.

I am pansexual, so are ALL of my OCs.

I am also posting these so perhaps one day, when I finally am able to open up art trades, people will open my pin and have an easy look through. :D

If you're one of those people who look at people's OCs and think 'Woag, they look so silly. I wanna draw Dem..." Know that I am open to that and I will 100% look to drawing you something back 💜

Not the OG Anon that wanted to make you Fanart, but I saw your characters and thought they were genuinely so adorable that I HAD to draw them!

Monochromatic art pieces my beloved. Monochromatic art save me ❤️

Anyway, I hope you like this price and I hope I wasn't too out of character!

Little hands squeezing giant thighs my beloved <3 Little hands squeezing giant thighs save me.

hey admin! you got a shota OC of any kind? maybe a blog mascot? i think that would be really awesome.

how do you feel about 'ugly' or 'weird' western shotas? I know a lot go for modern choices, but there's classics such as bart simpson,more modern could be morty from rick and morty,and theres also a good handful in old shows like kids next door, dexter's lab, and also,the goldmine that is south park.

- 🖍️crayon anon

Actually, I do! They are OCs that I had already created a while ago. It's not just the shota character but also the 'onee-san', you know? I think they could be the mascots of my blog! I just didn't post them because I made them on Picrew and I was a little embarrassed because I can't draw very well lol

But here they are! Their designs are inspired by the characters Yui Komori and Kanato Sakamaki from Diabolik Lovers!

Name: Ichika Yoshida

Gender: Female

Age: 17 y/o

Height: 171cm (5'7") tall

Design inspiration: Yui Komori

Fun fact: Ichika is a masochist

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Name: Itsuki Kamada

Gender: Male

Age: 14 y/o

Height: 147 (4'10") tall

Design inspiration: Kanato Sakamaki

Fun fact: Itsuki is a sadist

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So, what do you (and everyone actually!) think of them?

And to answer your question, I really like them too! But in the case you mentioned, I think it's more of a personality thing. I simply love Butters and Craig from South Park! But there are several other shotas who are "<333", you know? Like Pip and Damien! About the other cartoons you mentioned, I'm not familiar with Kids Next Door, but I gotta say that Wallabee really caught my attention 👀. I've watched Dexter's Lab and I can say that he's a sweetie! I love Morty too! His personality, his character is, no offense lol, pathetic but in such a lovable way that it's hard not to like him. Bart is a cutie too!

For no reason at all, I decided to go to that name the colors site and pick an unnamed shade of pink and...

I decided to actually try and name a color Proship Pink. Hoping it doesn't get bombed for being deemed offensive or inappropriate. https://colornames.org/color/ff4b80

And I case it does, the alternative pink where I just call it Pink Ship instead 🙏 😔 If Proship Pink fucking dies, all hopefully always have pink Ship. https://colornames.org/color/ff316e

In a few days, hours, years I'm gonna make a post about my self insert OCs and my Self ships. Stay turned for when I finished because then I'm gonna OPEN ART TRADES!

Overall, I wanna redesign my blog and how it looks, maybe change my banner, my colors (keeping Proship pink ofcccc), and other things. Just feels like I should since new year is coming and all 💜❤️

How I'm gonna look to antis soon:

This is so fr. I want to show off my OCs, but what if the leaches find me? Terrifying shit pensive

So far, my best way to try and show off OCs while staying safe is making a whole new group, and that takes work I'm not prepared for pensive 😔

I’m so mad I want to post my art and OCs but I’m terrified of my friends finding this acc and finding out I’m not an anti anymore aAaoooouuuuhghhhhhh the torture

Here's a fun Problematic Ship Tumblr game for me (or anyone interested in joining) to do.

You, *taps* YES! You! In the comments, I want you to put two emojis together - ANY COMBO! It could mean something like 🍖 🌈 or it could just be your favorite emojis like 🐝🫶 or it can be the weirdest most specific emojis that you personally feel would be near impossible to make into a character like 🫚🕕. K? Any emoji combo, put them in the comments. This will be character one.

Now you, *pokes* yeah, you! You're gonna respond to the first comment with another set of emojis. Could be the first two emojis that show up in your last used like 🕕🫚, it could be two emojis you didn't even know existed like 🎆〽️, or it could be emojis that are used often like 😔❤️. K? Just take two emojis and respond to the first guy. This will be character two.

Now, finally, one last guy- You! *Grabs* You will respond to the emoji people describing what makes the above characters problematic! Maybe you could say something simple and common like 'Oh yeah, 🍖 🌈 and 🕕🫚are cousins!" It could be something that isn't actually problematic, but Antis make it problematic like "🐝🫶 and 🎆〽️ are best friends from childhood!" Or you can go really specific like "😔❤️ is a teen shota/loli who just got into sophomore year and 🫚🕕 is the gym teacher who is also actually their aunt/uncle who is abusive and grooming them." Just take something problematic to antis and SLAP it onto the emojis. K?

Now finally, it will be up to ME- Or you know, anyone else who just gets a creative spark from the prompt- To draw them! I'll probably make a mini reference sheet, I'll draw them to their lore! I'll maybe draw them into a normal couple! I'll maybe name them idk, and best of all? I'll perchance write them their own lil story and background and shit! Yay, yay, yippee! Then we can all gather around and laugh and feel amused.

Huzzah! Please leave your emojis in the comments >:) I might add my own emoji combos if I feel like it. And feel free to add as many emojis combos as you'd like, idc I just wanna draw Problematic couples.

GUYS HOLY SHIT LOOK!!!

I got my first anon Anti Hate <3

Idk what these guys are on about lmao. Hey, I'm a victim. I don't interact with Antis either <3 I block on site lmaoOOOOO.

Anyway, turning off Guest Asks now. It's been fun having all the anon love but now I have Anon hate as well so bish bash, that sucks bo-womp

NSFW post y'all

I have watched too much 'hardcore' porn. (Porn where they slap each other or smth along that lines). Suddenly, however, I am bored of it. Now I'm bored and can't fantasize.

I was told the pipeline was 'Your brain craves more! It wants more hardcore stuff! Harder core."

...

When will that happen?

Or is there, like, a point where you've gone as far as your brain will let you before it reset? Because suddenly, all of my kinks in porn are gone. Now I'm looking up emo boys kissing and giggling like I did when I was TWELVE! I'VE RESET! I LOST MY SPICE!

And it's not even in sex! Just porn. What happened to my FLAVOR???

Just rambling about my hyper fixation!

Waiting patiently for the Art Fught team themes to be revealed. After all the shit happened and soon to happen, it'd be nice to have a vote about something unserious and with a good outcome no matter what. (except 2024, I really hated Seafoam vs Stardust. I'm sorry y'all.)

And while I don't agree with a lot happening with the mods, I can ignore it. I can ignore it and just, idk, draw. I'm not here to make friends. I'm actively ignoring every proshipper DNI on that platform because I know what one of those mods are into.

So I am gonna sit, and wait for the team vote. I am kinda hoping for an underdog year where they put nothing but the least voted for options of previous years. Give me a year where my options are (assumptions) Trash vs Treasure or Clouds vs Caverns and other similar things.

No hate to those teams, I just saw them get trashed ❤️.

Personally, I don't hate them cuz they're boring, I just hate that they start with the same letter. I hated how Seafoam and Stardust were both an S. I hated how Sugar and Spice were both an S too. (Though, their words were more unique shape wise so I don't really hate it.)

All in all, I am excited for art fight again. Last year was like, my test run year. This year is gonna be my fr fr actual goated year. I so excited.

"Tell people what you like IRL!!!"

Oh yeah sure, while I'm at it I'll tell people about how I like people to suck my dick. I'll tell them in specific detail what kind of positions of sex are my favorite to sex. In fact, lemme pull out my phone and show them nudes I've sent my boyfriend!

Brother, sister, sibling, I ain't doing that. Not because I'm ashamed but because yeah, some of this stuff is meant for strictly people I trust and love. My boyfriend knows, my girlfriend knows, my best friends know and we talk regularly. Random person on the street? Cashier? My mom? Yeah no, I'll keep my genital buzzers to myself and the people I trust them with <3

And of course, online, where a bunch of anonymous strangers I agree with online can circle goon with me.

There is a deep rooted part of me that wishes to make an 'Anti' tumblr blog, where I do what I do here but anti style, gain a bunch of followers and stuff, then make a final post saying 'Sorry guys, i am a proshipper now. This space makes me miserable." And end it on that.

I probably won't because i actually WILL be miserable.

A small rant, But i am tired of people saying a succubus is a girl and an incubus is a boy because NUH UH! A succubus is someone who STEALS YOUR CUM!!!! YUH HUH! THEY TAKE SHAPE OF WHAT YOU FIND SEXY THAN STEAL YOUR FUCKING CUM!

THEN THE FUCKING SUCCUBUS WILL TURN INTO AN INNCUBUS WITH YOUR CUM AND guess what? An incubi IMPREGNATES PEOPLE WITH YOUR CUM!!! THEY GO TO PEOPLE ACTING LIKE WHAT THEY FIND SEXY AND MAKE THEM PREGO WITH YOUR CUM!

PLEASE THINK OF HOW MUCH HOTTER THE SUCCUBUS AND INCUBUS STORIES COULD BE IF PEOPLE KNEW THIS AHHHHHHH

On a side note, imagine someone so touch starved that an incubus or succubus comes to visit them and all they wanna do is keep them as their forever cuddle snuggle buddy

Hi i just wanted to talk about that post you wrote how alot of proship ppl have ocs with pink hair because I HAVE AN OC E9TH PINK HAIR AND IM PROSHIP

I felt called out in the funniest way possible lmfao thanks friend! 🌸💖

AH AHA AH AHAHAHAHAHAH Every time I see that post I get so unreasonably happy because there is surely a Proship Pink out there. I thought I'd get more people telling me 'NUH UH PROSHIP BLUE! GREEN! ANY COLOR BUT PINK!" but it stands Proship Pink is THE PINK!

I'm starting to ship Alastor and Rosie after making my self insert date the both of them. I'm cucking myself

List of my F/Os in no particular order:

Slime Boy from High Guardian Spice

A jajajajaja I love him abababababa He's baby boy, he's my love. My life. I love him because he's silly and sings and he's cute and i love him. He and my S/I are always established dating in my day dreams. I can simp for him in front of some friends but not all.

2. Dee from Metal Family

Rectangles are the sexiest shape. He is pretty and weirdly, he's one of the only characters I can actively simp over to my IRL friends without them getting weird about it because he's 15. I personally like to imagine my S/I gets transferred to his school and he just immediately takes an infatuation with my S/I. If I am feeling extra spicey, we're cousins.

3. Noah from Total Drama Island

Rectangles are the sexiest shape x 2. He's funny, mean, and I love him. He's either the boyfriend away from home to do the games at TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND! heymomanddadimdoingfine Since he's 19, friends don't have a problem yet.

4. Miyuji Shan from Yandere Simulator

SEPERATING ART FROM THE ARTIST OBVIOUSLY! But oh my gosh, holy shit, just look at her, oh my godh, ahdgeufbjs My S/I is Ayano's younger brother who is a yandere for her but had a better progression in getting to be with her or he killed everyone and trapped her in the basement along with his sister's partner which leads to the two often butting heads on how to keep things working best they can. My ass can't even mention Yandere Simulator.

5. Andrew and Leyley from The Coffin of Andy And Leyley

My self insert is their cousin who was also wrapped into being sold with them. Is the third wheel who longs to be them and be with them. Honestly, he'd be lucky to get smoke blown in his face in a flirty way.

6. Eyeboy from marvel i guess

HE'S SO SILLY I love all the videos talking about how inconvenient his eyes are. I would love to further inconvenience him.

7. Background Character from The Owl House

Some call him Lucas and I like that name. I love him, he is so silly I wish he had more screen time.

Antis when they say 'Let Fandoms be fun again' or 'Ship and Let ship' and someone who ships two characters who both have blond hair together agrees:

A literal life saving reblog. Stay careful buddies. <3

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Proship pinkie 🥺❤️

I know proshippers don't really have a style or anything because we're all different humans and such...

But I am starting to notice we all like the color pink

Dear god please, I don't wanna go back in my Simpson Phase that is legit just me looking up Sad Bart edits and trying to make him gay.

And homer is here too, ogg, I'm gonna have another Simpson's phase that will make me cry.

Talking about being a fanfiction writer to my friends is so hard because all I FUCKING here is 'I can't think of any fandoms with legal characters off the top of my head!'

And I have to hold back my whole life not to say shit.

TCOAAL brainrot is so bad rn that I made my own OC

Only four emotes AND MY BEST ATTEMPT AT MIMICKING THE ART STYLE!!!

I call him Archer Graves. The lovely cousin of Ashley and Andrew Graves. Lore for him is a little loose right now, but so far:

Archer the cousin of Andrew and Ashley. Younger than Andrew, older than Ashley. He tagged along with them when they were kids a lot because he was dropped off at their house by his mom often. By spending most of his free time at their house growing up, it was no shock he would add further torment to Renee's life. And so, he was trapped in the apartment with the other two, claiming the couch as his bed and starving along with them. Having been with them most of his free time, Archer has had the mildest crush on both his cousins. Or he thinks it's a crush. The line between how much he wants to be like them and fuck them has long since blurred. It's not his fault! He never registered they were his cousins properly. Not that they feel like his cousins to begin with. He'd say he sees them more like brother and sister, although he's not sure how much better that is.

Archer has always considered himself to be the exact middle of Andrew and Ashley with only the smallest dash of himself. A blueberry mixed with strawberries and green beans. Or at least he tries. He doesn't know if he'll ever fully be his own person, but he's content at being a mix of his favorite people for now. He'll tease Andrew in the same breath he's using to hold back throw up as he watches the head get ripped off from the spinal cord. He'll shake his head disapprovingly at Ashley for trying to rid Julia's phone calls while whispering that she's clogging the phone line for actual important updates. And, just to be only himself, he'll dance along to the loud cultist music in hopes of tricking himself to liking it even if he hates it just as much as they do.

Or something like that. I might draw him more in the future. Self ship more and shit.

(PS, art trades with me are open 🌈 🍖)

I am reminded of my younger years where I dreamed (and still do) of creating a series, a show, SOMETHING! One of these shows in my head featured two non-identical twins (basic story One was blind and 'weak' and the other was forced to be a parent to the other) and I was always so scared to expand upon it because 'What if people ship them?' i thought about this a lot. Way more than normal. I would think of the fanfictions people would make of my twins, I would imagine how good the fanart would be, I would make it further fucked up for them by imagining the 'Parental' one to want some kind of reward for everything he's been put though just to take care of the other one, which would lead to them gently coaxing them into sex-

Eventually I realized I wasn't scared of them getting shipped because it was wrong, I was scared because I'd spend all my time reading the fanfiction than working on my story.

TRIGGER WARNING

TRIGGGGGGER WARNING FOR YUCKY GENITAL MUTILATION! (Unless you into that bb then hey, cmere)

Like what in the actual fuck? Just when i think Antis are being not as bad, Yakolore just comes over and doesn't seem to realize YOU CAN'T MONITOR THE INTERNET WITH YOUR RABID FANBASE!!

Call me in three days when the fanfics and art of NSFW GROWS outta spite for shit heads like these. Like come on guys... Common sense. Act like a dick and don't mind your business, YOU'LL MAKE PEOPLE HATE YOU AND YOU'LL MAKE THESE KINDA THINGS GROW!

I get it, you don't want your OCs sexualized. I'm sorry, this is just one of the consequences of being popular. You can be upset, but by god! Mentioning it's a problem will trigger your fans to be toxic and then the people you could've just ignored and pretended didn't exist will GROW IN NUMBERS!

And sending a witch hunt? AHA! AHAHAHAHAH! Stupid.

Did you know the guy who wrote the Diary of the Wimpy kid's books just blocks every singe parody account? He might've said smth about it once, but never did he send mobs to REPORT THAT SHIT DOOFUS! He was just like 'Ugh, gross." and blocked them.

*and more endless ramblings and venting*

I know proshippers don't really have a style or anything because we're all different humans and such...

But I am starting to notice we all like the color pink