This Is So Fr. I Want To Show Off My OCs, But What If The Leaches Find Me? Terrifying Shit Pensive

Old man voice: Back in my day, you didn't have to pay to ship. You could just ship whomever you wanted and that was that! Now a days these kids have to pay a toll.

Talking about being a fanfiction writer to my friends is so hard because all I FUCKING here is 'I can't think of any fandoms with legal characters off the top of my head!'

And I have to hold back my whole life not to say shit.

Thought a different homie was proship like me because he said he didn't care what people did in fiction as long as it stayed in fiction.

I made the mistake of mentioning the fact fictional children don't fall into the category of pedophile and now I have to lie through my teeth saying 'Oh, no lolis and Shotas are very bad! Yeah, teenagers that don't act like teens are the exception of course!'

I miss my other, actual proship friend.

*Heavy breathing* I'M THINKING ABOUT BOOBS

The toxic yaoi to the mild disagreements yaoi pipeline

Tbh toxic yaoi stopped being toxic

People (Aka antis) will call two men that have a "I mildly dislike you but i would cry if you died" dynamic toxic yaoi

Like- do they even know what REAL toxic yaoi even is????

It's always fun reminding my friends that making two ten year olds gay in south park is the least of the worst things they've done to Craig and Tweek, let alone the kids in general.

Still a weird conversation to have.

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TCOAAL brainrot is so bad rn that I made my own OC

Only four emotes AND MY BEST ATTEMPT AT MIMICKING THE ART STYLE!!!

I call him Archer Graves. The lovely cousin of Ashley and Andrew Graves. Lore for him is a little loose right now, but so far:

Archer the cousin of Andrew and Ashley. Younger than Andrew, older than Ashley. He tagged along with them when they were kids a lot because he was dropped off at their house by his mom often. By spending most of his free time at their house growing up, it was no shock he would add further torment to Renee's life. And so, he was trapped in the apartment with the other two, claiming the couch as his bed and starving along with them. Having been with them most of his free time, Archer has had the mildest crush on both his cousins. Or he thinks it's a crush. The line between how much he wants to be like them and fuck them has long since blurred. It's not his fault! He never registered they were his cousins properly. Not that they feel like his cousins to begin with. He'd say he sees them more like brother and sister, although he's not sure how much better that is.

Archer has always considered himself to be the exact middle of Andrew and Ashley with only the smallest dash of himself. A blueberry mixed with strawberries and green beans. Or at least he tries. He doesn't know if he'll ever fully be his own person, but he's content at being a mix of his favorite people for now. He'll tease Andrew in the same breath he's using to hold back throw up as he watches the head get ripped off from the spinal cord. He'll shake his head disapprovingly at Ashley for trying to rid Julia's phone calls while whispering that she's clogging the phone line for actual important updates. And, just to be only himself, he'll dance along to the loud cultist music in hopes of tricking himself to liking it even if he hates it just as much as they do.

Or something like that. I might draw him more in the future. Self ship more and shit.

(PS, art trades with me are open 🌈 🍖)

I SWEAR TO GOD IF MY FRIEND LOUDLY FUCKING SAYS 'OH YOU'RE A PROSHIPPER, YOU LOVE INCEST' IN FUCKING PUBLIC ONE MORE TIME I WILL LOUDLY TALK ABOUT HER 'INFACTUATION' WITH FOXES AND SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT

A literal life saving reblog. Stay careful buddies. <3

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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