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I just know that if Joltz existed in our world in the same capacity they do here, I know a few names of people who would need to enter a 12-step program pretty quickly because of them. Comment or reblog by tagging any of your mutuals who might like sour a little too much!

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Even More Flavor Text for Items:

Anti-Blind Lore:

Dark shades that make the wearer one of the coolest people to exist. So cool, in fact, that not even the sun could manage to blind them.

Anti-Burn Lore:

A perfectly chilled and refreshing bottle of water: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so refreshing that it instantly washes away heat-exhaustion and any burning feeling.

Anti-Paralysis Lore:

A rebellious little candy made by a popular company. The slogan on the wrapper is ‘Joltz: A candy so sour, it’ll jolt you out of paralysis!’

Anti-Confusion Lore:

A small amethyst-colored crystal: smooth in texture and cool to the touch. Holding it and breathing in removes conflicting thoughts and influences to clear one’s mind.