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Brian: *Next to a biblical modelĪµ* And in this house we honor the birth of-
Kate: *Bursts open the door, cake and decorations in hand* moTHERFUCKING TIM WRIGHT THAT'S WHO. NOW MOVE YOU HO HO HO'S.
Tim, off to the side: Brian... do we tell-
Brian: Nah she'll figure it out. Besides, she clearly spent whatever she had for a decent "present".