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*He thinks for many minute.* Ok. Simple solution is just to very aggressively tell anyone who questions my calling you Mom that it’s not your fault humans are like ducks.
Ok, everyone please quit picking in Mom. He’s a very scary demon with the reputation to prove it.
We’ve been over this: I’m not your mother, she just paid me to take care of you because she’s…a busy woman.