Obey Me Asmodeus - Blog Posts

Mc: *looks left*

Mc: *looks right*

Mc: spill the tea solomon

Asmo popping out of thin air: what tea?

Mc: AGHHHHHHHH

𝒩𝒮𝓕𝒲 𝒜𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒶𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓜𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉

𝓛𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇:

𝙾 𝚇 𝙴 | 𝙰 𝙸 𝙿

𝓜𝒶𝓂𝓂𝑜𝓃:

𝙲 𝙳 𝙹

𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃:

𝙲 𝙽 𝙿 | 𝙹 𝚃 𝚈

𝒮𝒶𝓉𝒶𝓃:

𝙺 𝚃 𝙳

𝒜𝓈𝓂𝑜𝒹𝑒𝓊𝓈:

𝙱 𝙸 𝚄 | 𝙰 𝙳 𝙽 | 𝙲 𝙹 𝚃

𝓑𝑒𝓁𝓅𝒽𝑒𝑔𝑜𝓇:

𝙲 𝚁 𝚇

𝒟𝒾𝒶𝓋𝑜𝓁𝑜:

𝙲 𝙽 𝙿 | 𝙵 𝚄 𝚅 | 𝙰 𝚆 𝚇

Can I have O, X, and E for Lucifer?

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Lucifer prefers to receive because he likes the power it makes him feel but he has absolutely no problem with giving. And trust me he is VERY good at it. You won’t come faster in your life, trust me

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Lucifer is a very experienced pleasure dom. Before you came along, he used to frequent bdsm night clubs in a mask and pick up low rank demons to ruin on his cock. But he doesn’t need to do that anymore, he can ruin you any time of day

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Almost as big as Diavolo at 8.9 inches, pretty thick too but not enough to hurt or be difficult to take. It’s slightly curved too and hits all the right spots

Can you do C, J, T with Asmo please?

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Asmo’s cum tastes so good- it’s the perfect consistency too. He’s developed a routine of drinking pineapple and cranberry juice and only eating salad if he knows he’s getting head. Sucking his dick is like sucking on a fucking lifesaver

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

You just know he makes a whole show out of it. Velvet red sheets, his favorite silk robe, a tingly lube, his favorite toy, whatever he needs. He doesn’t jerk off often cuz he has you but sometimes he just likes to do it by himself…and also he can film it and send it to you to tease

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Asmo has all of the toys! Like any toy you could think of, he has. His favorite toy to use on himself is definitely that Hitachi with the fleshlight attachment, he swears it’s almost as good as real pussy. But his favorite thing to use on you would have to be a massage gun and his fingers…if you know you know

As of tomorrow I will no longer be accepting letters for the alphabet event! But if anyone has any requests or ideas you’d like to see, please leave them in my inbox (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

C N P FOR LEVIIII

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

It’s pretty thick due to his sodium intake and it doesn’t taste the best but it’s tolerable. He usually likes to cum on your tits or your face

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Levi would probably not wanna do anything with his tail or anything that could hurt you. He’s very afraid of harming you or making you feel unsafe

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

He prefers to go slow and sweet with you though he does have a bit of a dark side. If you do something to piss him off or disrespect him, your pussys gonna pay

Heyyy I have a request for the alphabet series, if it's not a bother.

It cold be barbatos or satan letters K, T and D

Thanks

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Pet play, d/s dynamics, sadism, bondage, roleplay, predator/prey dynamics

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Satan has a couple of fleshlights and things like that for himself but he mainly prefers your pussy so he doesn’t often use them. He has a bunch of toys meant for you though, as well as various ropes and handcuffs

D: Dirty Secret

Satan presents as very dominant and he typically is. He loves to take control of you and make you dumb on his cock. But just one time, he’d like to know what being dominated by you feels like. He wants to brat off and see if you’ll put him in his place. He wants to know what it feels like to lose control, just one time

How aboot A, W, and X for diavolo

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Diavolos such a sweetheart- he’ll make sure you’re very well taken care of, the whole princess treatment. Will get you anything you could ever need or want. He’ll talk so gently to you and make sure you’re okay both mentally and physically. He won’t even think about falling asleep until after you do, just to be sure you’re alright

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

Diavolo wasn’t given sex education because his father was always busy so other than his natural demon instinct, he had no clue what the hell to do. You and Lucifer ended up having to give him a sex ed lesson-

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

He’s fucking PACKING. Easy 9.1 inches, pretty thick too. You better prepare yourself cuz there’s no way you could take it without a little practice and preparation first

What are your thoughts on Asmo for Body Part, Intimacy and Unfairness?

𝙷𝚒𝚑𝚒! 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 :)

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Asmo loves his hands. He loves how soft they are and likes to take care of them, painting them new colors every week and keeping up cuticle health isn’t a chore to him, he enjoys taking care of them. And he also loves how pretty they look wrapped around your neck.

Asmo loves your hips. They’re just the right size, perfect handles for when he’s taking you to heaven (or hell, depends on his mood) on his cock.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

That depends…have you been a good little whore for him? Asmo loves to spoil, please, and pleasure. He’ll make every night feel special like the first time, always romantic with sweet words, rose petals, and ‘I love you’s mumbled every chance he gets. But if you haven’t behaved, he’ll be fucking ruthless

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Oh Asmo is so unfair, the man loves his foreplay. He’ll tease you through your panties for an hour just to take them off and tease you some more with his mouth. If you want him to be nice and you wanna have his cock, he wants to hear you beg.

𝒩$𝓕𝒲 𝒜𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒶𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓔𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𝙸’𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝟹𝟶𝟶 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜 ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚞 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑! 𝚃𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚞, 𝙸’𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. 𝚃𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢, 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙾𝚋𝚎𝚢 𝙼𝚎 (𝙴𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 >:( ) 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚋𝚘𝚡 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝟹 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠!

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

D: Dirty Secret

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

F: Favorite Position

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

**𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢**

..I have parental issues nd right now I’m jus thinkin bout the level of care nd comfort MC would receive if they had the same thing nd explained it to the boys…like imagine Lucifer telling you he’s proud of you nd that you did well after learning a new spell because he knows how much it means to you..or Mammon knowing you so well that he can see when your upset no matter how well you mask and he always knows just what to get you to make you feel better..or Levi teaching you how to play his games and losing on purpose to see you smile, putting on a show like he’s upset about his loss..or Satan reading you a bedtime story and doing different voices for different characters because he knows you find it funny..or Asmo doing your hair up like your mother never did and telling you how beautiful you are..or Beel always making sure you’re well fed and giving you hugs whenever you need them..or Belphie letting you sleep in his bed nd holding you tight after a nightmare or bad nighttime thoughts..

Obey me ship names suck ass actually. BARBSIM?? That's stupid as hell It's obviously Simatos. Hell I'd even take Barmeon. But barbsim? Repulsive.

Rant under the cut 😭

WHY DOES OBEY ME FANDOM NOT FOLLOW THE REGULAR FANDOM SHIP NAMING CONVENTION???

BARBEEL???

BAR

BEEL

?

ITS BARZLBUB OR BEELOTOS. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THOSE AREN'T CUTER THAN BARBEEL.

((I actually really like barzlbub wait omg))

Like, Barbeel isn't even the worse case of this.. Dialuci is the og shit factory, why are we slapping the first few letters of their names together?

It's always been [start of first name] x [end of last name] ,, [top] x [bottom]. This is the way God intended why are we like this, am I old? Is this how ship names work now and I've lived too long and seen the world change for the worse? Are we cooked?

I know the fandom won't bend itself to meet my arbitrary want but ,, why is it like this? ... Diasim...😭

Only exception is Solodeus. Fucking perfection, no notes, live laugh love.

Saying someone "decided to invade my mind" when you randomly start thinking of them is my love language

This reads like something I'd write while crying but okay

Crack theory

While MC is in the past after the whole time travel nightbringer situation, the brothers in the original timeline have to go on with their lives without MC including celebrating their birthdays without MC

And that's why there's no birthday events

But that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY!!!

My favorite people in the community are the ones that just absolutely rip into all the boys like YESS GET HIS ASS FUCK HIM UP

I'm a big fan of the Sol x Asmo x Barb trouple it just makes sense

If Solomon doesn't deserve Mc that's implying that he's the ideal male form and I don't know how to feel about that

Pick your favourite Solomon ship⇾ x Asmo x Barbatos x Lucifer x Mammon x whoever else expect MC

Personally I dont prefer any i think they’re all cool depending on the context and how well its written but if i were to put it on a SCALE it’d be like this:

1- solomon - asmodeus

2- solomon - barbatos

3- solomon - simeon

4 - lucifer, mammon

i dont think mc deserves solomon TBH

I've been getting into Obey Me again from years ago. So, I drew my top favorites