𝒩𝒮𝓕𝒲 𝒜𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒶𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓜𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉

Everything changes and then you can’t look at the color blue or a bunny or a waffle without breaking down-

I AM SO GAY RN

Mc being so busy commanding the seven brothers that they forget that they can be commanded too.

Satan and Lucifer fight? You resolve it. Beel getting too hungry and destroying the castle? You resolve it. Mammon and Levi arguing over owed money? You resolve it. You run a tight ship and you’re the boss over those demons in every little way imaginable. Every demon and angel you have met has bowed to your command and let you have control and be the peacemaker.

So when you get too stressed and begin to yell, all seven brothers looking at you in astonishment, nobody knows what to do. Except for the one person you cannot tame.

You feel a hand grip the back of your neck. It’s strong but gentle and you feel your breath hitch in your throat. The person behind you leans in and demands… “Behave”

And suddenly you’re quiet. Docile. Solomons voice calming your mind without a single spell. He smiles at the group as you close your eyes from the embarrassment.

"We’ll be seeing you later, you can resolve this amongst yourselves. Me and MC have some business to attend to at Coctyus Hall…”

(Psst- if you’re seeing this, a full version is coming soon )

Mammon is so

I found them and asked them to take it down. Thankfully, i appear to be the only person they’ve done this to. Let’s just hope they remove it and don’t do it again

Hi hi, I saw someone reposted your work to be male-aligned. Are you ok with that or..??

No, definitely not, could you please let me know their @??? That’s really disrespectful, thank you for letting me know. It’d be one thing if they asked me to rewrite it male assigned, I probably would’ve had no problem doing that for them, but they really just reposted it without any permission or credit?? Yeah thats not okay. I really appreciate you letting me know, please give me their username

Also have y’all seen that text story with him Mammon and Levi trying to find Satan a good dentist and deciding who’s gonna check on him?? Lucifer is the sweetest-

People really think Lucifer is some cold villainous evil man when he's canonically gushed over Mammon calling him Dad once, gotten so embarassed over making Diavolo bad cookies he blushes at the mere mention of them, and gotten so enraptured in a novel he cried.

He can be a menace but he's also a mess, never forget.

Hi hi, I saw someone reposted your work to be male-aligned. Are you ok with that or..??

No, definitely not, could you please let me know their @??? That’s really disrespectful, thank you for letting me know. It’d be one thing if they asked me to rewrite it male assigned, I probably would’ve had no problem doing that for them, but they really just reposted it without any permission or credit?? Yeah thats not okay. I really appreciate you letting me know, please give me their username