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Riverdale feels like some crack fanfiction. Nothing someone says about this show is a spoiler, because, to be honest, anything happens.
I mean, Archie was on the run from Veronica (his girlfriend)’s mob boss dad who’s obsessed with him for some reason and ended up hiding in some forest in Canada (he also dyed his hair black because no one could recognize him without his ginger hair, right?). He then got attacked by A LITERAL BEAR and hallucinated/dreamt of some strange stuff and literally killed himself in that state. And then when he comes back to Riverdale, everyone’s like “Aw, that sucks. Anyways, the SATs are coming up-“
To think that this isn’t even the craziest thing that happens in the show…