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You know you have a true rare pair when it has less than 200 mentions on AO3, despite being in one of the most popular and long standing fandoms. (I think)
Especially when it’s almost never the main pairing. To be fair one of the characters has been butchered limb by limb by the fandom because he’s annoying (in the movies), but the other is well liked, this is so funny to me.
Snitch and Neville Longbottom look like long lost brothers and I am going to stand by it
You can’t tell me that modern day au’s of both fandoms compare the two to the movie counterparts. Specs saying Snitch looks like Neville and like George or Fred saying Neville looks like Snitch. Obviously in modern day au’s the two fandoms would be movies in the other universe.
What is it with Slytherin’s and falling for the most obvious people ever?
Hermione: I wanna be a main character so bad
Ron: Is that why you read on rainy days by the window?
Harry: [ignoring Ron] me too
Hermione: …
Ron: …
Hermione: you already are..
Harry: no, I wanna be the smart, pretty main character that’s whole story is getting the partner at the end, not the main character loses everyone ‘for the plot’
Neville: nah dw Harry I get ya
harry potter as memes part 1 feat.
1. ron having the emotional range of a teaspoon
2. neville being accident prone
3. hermione being done with all this fucking bullshit
i want to read the filthiest gangbang of sexy harry potter boys
"My father will hear about this!" is actually healthy child behaviour
So one of Draco's most iconic lines (from the movies at least, but the same sentiment is in the book) is "My father will hear about this" or "Wait till my father hears about this".
It's usually used to ridicule Draco from what I have seen...but to me it makes Draco a more relatable child character compared to the trio.
As a kid, and even as an adult, I was very open with my parents. I told them basically everything. They were very involved in my life and I felt comfortable going to them with all my problems.
Admit it: would you prefer kids like the trio who go off on dangerous adventures, leaving adults in the dark or would you prefer a kid like Draco who will loudly tell you what's bothering him?
This is what these lines tell me about Draco's relationship with his dad and himself:
Draco has a close emotional bond with his father. He is ok with telling his father about his daily life which should be healthy child behaviour.
He believes his father cares about him and his safety. You don't complain to a parent who does not care about you.
And of course, the rebuttal is that children should not be overly dependent on their parents and they need to learn how to handle problems on their own.
Well, I have a news flash for you! If your kid is being abused by teachers or feels they are being treated unjustly at school, they should not be made to handle it on their own!!! Maybe Harry would have benefitted from having more of Draco's attitude. And then maybe Umbridge would not have been able to torture how many kids without hordes of angry parents descending on Hogwarts!
As problematic as the Malfoys are, I genuinely believe they have one of the healthiest nuclear families. Neville's grandma is...let's just say that it's a tragedy that JKR made Snape Neville's boggart when his grandma is ultimately responsible for Neville's self-esteem issues. Didn't one of his uncles throw him out a window as a kid?? Harry's family are hella abusive. Ron had a broken wand and feared going to his parents about it which is a huge red flag! You know given how dangerous a broken wand is! Hermione doesn't seem to give a damn about her parents. We don't even know their names. And I truly fail to understand why some muggleborne kids were never removed from school. Hermione was petrified and her parents sent her back the following year? Either Hermione never told them, the school hushed it up and/or the parents couldn't care less. Either option is bad.
I don't care what the antis think about Draco. When/If I have a kid in the future, when they have issues I hope they will feel secure saying "My mom will hear about this!".
I've been thinking about this for a while, mostly because I went from the House MD fandom back into the Harry Potter fandom.
So I have really been thinking about Wilson in the Harry Potter universe. Specifically him being apart of the Marauders.
He would be a Muggle born wizard who somehow knew more than the entire student body combined. Was sorted into Gryffindor.
He was that person that was incredibly kind and sweet to all, was on first names bases with everyone.
Was the type to get away with everything, like this dude received the most detention slips out of anyone for being out of bed past curfew, but didn't attend a single one and never got called out on it.
Made friends with the House elves and that's how he learned to become such a fantastic cook. His specialty was chocolate cake and them pancakes. (You all know the ones)
Was the first person to befriend Remus and figue out he was a werewolf. Gave him his love for chocolate.
(I don't know if animagi and patronus' can be different but for this they can be but are usually the same.) (Also, also I just have to make dead poets society references. And I love the stories where Neil and Wilson are the same person.)
His animagus form is a brown peregrine falcon, his nickname being Perry or Peregrine. His patronus is a brown bear. (Because generally, he's cute and sweet, but can hurt you if provoked.)
Isn't someone who got made at anyone, would get annoyed and irritated at times but never mad. (Was the middle ground for the fifth year incident that I personally refuse to acknowledge.)
The "James" for Harry's middle name was for both Wilson and Potter, though no one was told otherwise.
He was made Neville's godfather, but Neville's grandmother refused to acknowledge that Wilson was a part of the family.
Dislikes Dumbledore, blames him for all the too young lives lost in the first wizarding war.
Told Remus about the change in secret keeper, and that he should also probably go into hiding for the time being.
(Not even 2 days after the Potter incident, the entire suburb that Remus and Sirius had been living in was all burnt down by Death Eaters.)
Was there when Sirius tracked down Pettigrew. He arrived late and turned everyone around, away from the scene before he approached. So no one actually saw him, only Sirius. Something that Wilson deeply regrets.
Tried to fight for Harry and Sirius, with Remus, but no one was going to believe or trust a werewolf and a wizard who was planning on leaving the wizarding world after the war. Especially since there was no proof that Pettigrew was alive.
Moved to America shortly after the funeral. He swore he would never come back.
Remus and Sirius asked him to come back, and he does, because he'd just had his first proper fight with House and seeing old friends could do him good.
He shows up in order of the phoenix as the new professor for defence against the dark arts. (Umbridge is just there, you know)
Umbridge is the first person that Wilson finds himself genuinely hating.
He gets sacked along with Trelawney, but Dumbledore does the whole they don't have to leave the grounds thing. Umbridge becomes the DADA professor from there.
When Bellatrix escapes Azkaban, Wilson builds up the courage to tell Neville about being his godfather, who promptly breaks down.
Wilson helps Harry teach Dumbledore's Army. And does cool, stylish escape by turning into his animagus form, just before Dumbledore does the thing with the phoenix.
In half blood prince, he returns as a guidance counsellor (lord knows Hogwarts needs one). He is genuinely happy for Snape for getting the position he always wanted.
After the battle of Hogwarts, Harry found Wilson standing in front of Remus' body, just staring with tears running down his face. Harry gave him a hug and all Wilson said was,
"I'm the only one left now."
released ch5 of inspiral from its cage 😌 at long last:
In which Ron is consulted on his opinions on aesthetics for some reason,,,,,,
comedic highlights in this post! this is the most sitcom-y chapter so far, and can honestly be read alone if you rlly like the trio + nev + patil twins and their chaotic friendship! also for chess players, hairstyling enjoyers, and lee jordan appreciators
mkay dron nation, i present to you: the fic that stemmed entirely from the offhand thought "Ron would have more emotional intelligence than this" while reading a random mention of the sectumsempra scene™ and then summarily took over my entire life.
inspiral
[in which Sirius lives, Harry chills out (relatively), and Ron is forced (by absolutely no one) to pick up the Malfoy-stalking slack.
. . .
Ron was growing weary of Harry and Malfoy circling each other like a pair of feral street cats gearing up for a fight. It reminded him of Mr. Mittens, the raggedy cat Ginny had smuggled home once, and his . . . friend. He sometimes worried that this all might end up like that, what with Harry throwing around wild accusations and Malfoy sneering cryptic shite at them in response. It was ridiculous, but Ron suspected whatever Mr. Mittens had going on back then wasn’t very rational either, and they’d still ended up with a cat, a corpse, and a bloody living room floor.
. . .
Ron paused with his hand reaching for the bathroom door, debating turning back-- back to dinner and his friends and pretending he saw nothing out of the ordinary.
it's. long. this thing. so weekly updates, with ch1 up now💞
He drew in a breath before easing it open. The sound of sobbing -- choking, heaving, desperate -- was no longer muffled by the heavy wood. A high, whiny voice crooned empty platitudes like backing vocals for the world’s most depressing song, and it was with a creeping horror that Ron realized Myrtle wasn’t the one crying.
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onto the ch1 highlight reel!!
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finally posted it you guys!!!
powering thru a filler chapter rn, so here are some small funny bits released from fic-jail bc they made me laugh as i wrote
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i outdo myself, honestly:
powering thru a filler chapter rn, so here are some small funny bits released from fic-jail bc they made me laugh as i wrote
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powering thru a filler chapter rn (for inspiral), so here are some small funny bits released from fic-jail bc they made me laugh as i wrote
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OH FUCK- WAIT- you know how it could have been Neville to be the chosen one, what if that was because Harry never existed because James went with Regulus and they died together?!?!?
im delusional
This has to be my favorite thing. EVER.
Snitch and Neville Longbottom look like long lost brothers and I am going to stand by it
You can’t tell me that modern day au’s of both fandoms compare the two to the movie counterparts. Specs saying Snitch looks like Neville and like George or Fred saying Neville looks like Snitch. Obviously in modern day au’s the two fandoms would be movies in the other universe.
ode to mothers, Pandora and Alice
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This is a never-ending editing mess of things I'm interested in and the things I post, changes are to be expected obviously
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We’ll Meet Again
“They tell of a tale in these London parts. That the devil and the wondering soul meet once every century......”
Prophecy:
Behold, the Dark Lord, shrouded in night,
With cunning eyes that gleam with a wicked light.
He sought power, a thirst that never waned,
And found it in two girls, their powers untamed.
The first, an obscurial, her magic twisted,
A parasitic force, dark and unassisted.
Her heart consumed by anger and pain,
She unleashed destruction, a torrent of disdain.
The second, a Veela, of ancient blood,
Her lineage was renowned, a power understood.
To cheat Death, to rise from ashes anew,
A gift passed down, rare and true.
The Dark Lord, in his arrogance and greed,
Though he could control them, and fulfill his need.
But little did he know, their destinies entwined,
Two forces combined, an alliance enshrined.
The obscurial, with her dark might,
Found solace in the Veela's light,
Their powers melded, a force so strong,
They united against the Dark Lord's wrong.
With their combined strength, they rose in might,
Fighting against the Dark Lord's blight.
They shattered his plans, broke his hold,
Their powers are unstoppable, brave, and bold.
The Dark Lord, now faced with defeat,
Brought to his knees, humbled and beat.
The girls, victorious, brought him down,
His reign of darkness forever drowns.
So ends the tale of the Dark Lord's plight,
Thwarted by two girls, with powers so bright.
Their alliance is a symbol of hope and might,
A prophecy fulfilled, in the battle for light.
COMING SOON!!!! chapters will be uploaded here on Tumblr, Wattpad, and Ao3
We’ll Meet Again
“They tell of a tale in these London parts. That the devil and the wondering soul meet once every century......”
Prophecy:
Behold, the Dark Lord, shrouded in night,
With cunning eyes that gleam with a wicked light.
He sought power, a thirst that never waned,
And found it in two girls, their powers untamed.
The first, an obscurial, her magic twisted,
A parasitic force, dark and unassisted.
Her heart consumed by anger and pain,
She unleashed destruction, a torrent of disdain.
The second, a Veela, of ancient blood,
Her lineage was renowned, a power understood.
To cheat Death, to rise from ashes anew,
A gift passed down, rare and true.
The Dark Lord, in his arrogance and greed,
Though he could control them, and fulfill his need.
But little did he know, their destinies entwined,
Two forces combined, an alliance enshrined.
The obscurial, with her dark might,
Found solace in the Veela's light,
Their powers melded, a force so strong,
They united against the Dark Lord's wrong.
With their combined strength, they rose in might,
Fighting against the Dark Lord's blight.
They shattered his plans, broke his hold,
Their powers are unstoppable, brave, and bold.
The Dark Lord, now faced with defeat,
Brought to his knees, humbled and beat.
The girls, victorious, brought him down,
His reign of darkness forever drowns.
So ends the tale of the Dark Lord's plight,
Thwarted by two girls, with powers so bright.
Their alliance is a symbol of hope and might,
A prophecy fulfilled, in the battle for light.
COMING SOON!!!! chapters will be uploaded here on Tumblr, Wattpad, and Ao3
Here’s an Idea: Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Neville are just James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter respectfully. (This is ignoring Peter betraying all of them and Sirius going to Azkaban)
Ron is James: both grew up in loving house holds with both parents.
Harry is Sirius: neither grew up in a good situation but ended up in one with friends, they both also ran away at some point.
Hermione is Remus: both where social outcasts for most of there lives and would have preferred a book over people for most of that time.
Neville is Peter: both started of cowardly and timid and grew a sense of belonging and confidence over time.
What a fucking savage dumbledore is like I’m rereading poa and it’s Christmas lunch or whatever and he offers the end of a cracker ( noise maker) to snape and when they pull it apart that fucking hat with the vulture comes out like damn he really did that shit to him after being embarrassed all term from it
I have this head canon that even though Vic understands her birthday is an important day in history and that people are grieveing that she’s kinda sad her birthday isn’t a very joyous occasion in her family. I believe they all take time to try and make it special and joyful but I think she knows how sad it is and at some points is sad herself because she can’t have an exciting birthday like her cousins/siblings as is jealousies that fact. I also believe that Vic is also so understanding that she doesn’t want to sound like a “brat” ( even though I don’t think she is one) so she doesn’t say anything but she hates that her birthday is that day and she wishes it were in a different day but then feels bad so then regrets the thoughts
Did this post make any sense or was it senseless rambling
Sometimes when I think of nymphadora tonks I think of the singer pink and how she always has her hair and her spunk and fight
Either way both woman are badass and I love them
MIND BLOWN.
Harry: *sitting in the corner of the room*
Draco, passing by: What’s the deal with Potter? Got heartbroken by rejection?
Hermione: *looks up from book* He only just figured out that you can’t describe colours…
Draco: What? Yes you can, green as grass!
Hermione: That’s using the colour to describe something else.
Draco: Okay, how about this - red is warm?
Hermione: That’s associating the colour with a feeling.
Draco: *staring off into the distance* Holy Merlin…
Ron: *lying on the floor with Nevile and Ginny* Just give up. We can’t outsmart her.
Draco: *joins Harry in the corner*
Me to any mistreated character that I learned to like and respect and the list is a little long for me. 😅
"If I could change the way that you see yourself, you wouldn't wonder why you're here! They don't deserve you." — Everything i wanted, Billie Eilish.
Respectfully, I want to love you in front of people who didn't. I want them to see how much you glow when you're treated right.