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4 years ago

Stephen: what vegetables do you want for dinner tonight?

Harley: Tomato

Peter: haha well Tomato's a fruit so-

Harley: I hate to break this to you but- nothing's a vegetable. Vegetable is just a term that means you can eat it. In botany, nothing's a vegetable. So yeah, a tomato's a berry, but a carrot is just a root. A- and potato's just a tuber. And like- cucumber is just a melon.

Harley: Melons are fruits, in other ways. You're not going to put it in your fruit salad, though. You're not going to put tomato in your fruit salad.

Peter:

Harley: broccoli? broccoli's a fucking flower, dude. We're eating a flower when we eat broccoli.

Peter:

Harley: Kale is just a leaf. So is lettuce.

Peter:

Harley: nothing's a vegetable. vegetables don't exist.


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5 years ago

Imagine me finding out after years of thinking these we’re their last names that they weren’t cannon, I’m having a crisis

Theory:

The writers don’t have the Ninjas’ parents appear more often or at all because the other Ninja would call them “Mr/Mrs. X”, and revealing Kai, Nya, and Cole’s last names is against the law.


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