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TOMMY LEE POSTED NUDES, THIS ISNT A JOKE IM ACTUALLY FUCKING SCARED CUZ WTF
This gem I found on Stormy's (micks daughters) TikTok
@cruesuffix think you'd like this pooks
If stans of a certain B-list actor could stop invading MC/80's rock fandom spaces and then going on gossip blogs to make fun of us and talk about how shit we all are...
mick mars reblog if you agree
elevate the short kings.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying 😭😂
NIKKI SIXX AND TOMMY LEE FANART
Motley in the 2000's was so slutty and I love it
Ok but imagine if 80s mötley crüe had a tiktok account it would most likely be so chaotic and funny but mostly likely about groupies
Okay but like a threesome with modern nikki sixx and tommy lee?
tommy: Do you ever just wanna chew water?
doc: That’s it I’m gonna go lay down…
mick: Don’t you- don’t fucking leave me here!!!
Motley Crue As Cursed Images
Tommy:
Nikki:
Mick:
Vince:
Im sorry-
My Favorite Band Members As Things My Friends Said
Its Not Gay! *Mumbling* It Might Be Bi... - Vince Neil
I Wanted A Drink Of Water And Thats My First Amendment Right! Likes Its America Bitch! - Bruce Dickinson
What Are Boobs Made Of? - Steven Adler
ill Rip You’re Dick Off And Beat You With It! - Axl Rose
You Work For Me! If There Where No Kids Here Who Would You Teach? Hm? I Give You You’re Paycheck! - Lars Ulrich
Boys Got Caught Jerking Off In Homework Club. - Izzy Stradlin
Did You Know The Female Uterus Can Fit Up To 8 Golf Balls! - Tommy Lee
I Got Glasses When I Got Blind - Dave Murray
Y’Know, Being Friends With You Guys Has Consequences... - Mick Mars
nikki, tommy, vince: McDonalds! McDonalds McDONALDS!
mick: *Sighs and pulls pulls into a McDonalds*
nikki, tommy, vince: YEAH! *Incoherent cheering*
person: Thanks for choosing McDonalds what may i get you?
mick: A plain black coffee.
i want all of them to just fuck and slap me SO hard ;)