xximaginesqrcodexx
"I've got this knife, its a good knife"-Wednesday-13"People = Shit"-Slipknot
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joey: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. joey: That's why I own TEN guns. joey: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
tommy: Do you ever just wanna chew water?
doc: That’s it I’m gonna go lay down…
mick: Don’t you- don’t fucking leave me here!!!
Motley Crue As Cursed Images
Tommy:
Nikki:
Mick:
Vince:
Im sorry-
Me walking out of McDonald’s
My Favorite Band Members As Things My Friends Said
Its Not Gay! *Mumbling* It Might Be Bi... - Vince Neil
I Wanted A Drink Of Water And Thats My First Amendment Right! Likes Its America Bitch! - Bruce Dickinson
What Are Boobs Made Of? - Steven Adler
ill Rip You’re Dick Off And Beat You With It! - Axl Rose
You Work For Me! If There Where No Kids Here Who Would You Teach? Hm? I Give You You’re Paycheck! - Lars Ulrich
Boys Got Caught Jerking Off In Homework Club. - Izzy Stradlin
Did You Know The Female Uterus Can Fit Up To 8 Golf Balls! - Tommy Lee
I Got Glasses When I Got Blind - Dave Murray
Y’Know, Being Friends With You Guys Has Consequences... - Mick Mars
nikki, tommy, vince: McDonalds! McDonalds McDONALDS!
mick: *Sighs and pulls pulls into a McDonalds*
nikki, tommy, vince: YEAH! *Incoherent cheering*
person: Thanks for choosing McDonalds what may i get you?
mick: A plain black coffee.
*Slash brings in cupcakes, and sets them down*
*Izzy sneaks one and eats it in the bathroom, and acts like he hates them*
*Axl takes one and only eats the frosting* FUCK THE CAKE!
*Slash eats one casually and takes at least 20 minutes because he wants to savor all the deliciousness*
*Duff takes off the frosting and almost gets dropped kicked by Axl*
*Stevie eats the whole thing in one bite including the rapper around the cupcake*
Izzy: ...
Izzy: That can hurt you’re upper intestines!
Stevie taking a big swallow and looking around: am i dead yet... MmMmM nO!
Def Leppard, and Guns N’ Roses Lmfao :D T-T
slash: You try these new berries and cream starburst?
izzy: No-
Drunk, high, and horny axl walking by: Pardon what kind of star bursts did you just say!
slash: Berries-
axl: Berries And what else!
slash: And cream!
axl: Oh *Intensive moaning*
izzy: ...
slash: ...
axl starts to clap his hands: Berries and cream berries and cream, i’m a little lad who loves berries and cream!
slash: ...
izzy: ...
axl: ...
axl in a higher pitch voice: bErRiEs AnD cReAm bErRiEs AnD cReAm Im A LiTtLe Lad WhO LoVeS bErRiEs *Kicks feet in air* AnD cReAm! *Jazz Hands*
izzy:
slash: Hell Yeah! *claps hands* WoO!
axl: *Runs away like a Fairie*