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Severus: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Sirius: Not it!
James: Not it!
Severus: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
I JUST POSTED CHAPTER 4 PART 1
Important!!
I was wondering should I make it so they have more children than just harry? Like in Harry's timeline sev is either pregnant with teddy or he just had teddy? If some of you have played Hogwarts mystery then you about Chiara should she be one of their kids? Id make her the eldest because Hogwarts mystery timeline is during Harry's baby years. She would also be sev and moony's bio baby like how harry is sev and James's bio baby but then I think what about Sirius? He didn't have any children that I could make his and sev's so should I keep the Hogwarts mystery theme going and make Merula their child? Or do 'jacobs sibling' and have a y/n child? Harry is going to be the main child because he's the only one that traveled back in time, if I do that they'll have 4 kids Chiara (sev and moony's), Merula or y/n (sev and Sirius') (they'd probably be a year apart or maybe twins) harry (sev and James') and than teddy (sev and Remus') . Thoughts? I was thinking about it because I while writing,I thought about harry just randomly saying "*random sibling* would like this or they like that" and shocking them that they had more then just harry and so each have their own kid with sev (not that they love the other ones any less) let me know what you all think!
Chapter 3
so I finally posted chapter 3 of Severus Snape, Harry Potter, and The Annoying Gryffindors. I think it is better than what I did for chapter 2 and we finally get some Lily action!
I'm sorry but my mother took the laptop (where I do the writing) we have only the one and it's easiest for me to write on there, so I'm sorry for those who were waiting for chapter two of Severus Snape,Harry Potter and the annoying Gryffindors but you'll have to wait a little longer.
I'm going to post head canons of my Severus, Bellatrix, Narcissa, Regulus and Lucius band idea, I'm thinking of naming their band death eaters or the death eaters(for obvious reasons) let me know what you think and I'm sorry again.
Alright! Chapter one is done and up! The title is 'Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the annoying gryffindor's' (I couldn't think of a good title) anyway here's the link (please give me feedback)
Y'all remember that post of me wanting a sev x marauders baby harry time travel au? Yeah I'm making that shit now it's gonna be on ao3 I've already got most of chapter one done. It's set in their 4th year so shit's salvageable, I might make other fic's tied to it like a before and after, I really wanna make the playlist into fic's so I'll be adding that.
¿Would anyone read it?
Y'all remember that post of me wanting a sev x marauders baby harry time travel au? Yeah I'm making that shit now it's gonna be on ao3 I've already got most of chapter one done. It's set in their 4th year so shit's salvageable, I might make other fic's tied to it like a before and after, I really wanna make the playlist into fic's so I'll be adding that.
¿Would anyone read it?
¡Help please! 😫🙏
So I found this fic on AO3 where Severus meets and gets sorta adopted by his grandparents (on Eileen's side) I can't remember their names but they were both males and I think one was a male-carrier, Eileen wasn't nice in this one, something happened and James sent an owl to several and decided to follow it, he found out sev was being abused and took him back to Potter manor, the healer recognized Severus and contacted his grandfather's, Lucius was a good friend and kept checking on sev, Remus's father was not that great but having met a werewolf auror who helped him with fixing his relationship with his son and understanding werewolves better, they fall in love, Lily's a bitch who was stealing her parents money and sneaking out and bullying petunia, I think it's snames or maybe snupin I can't remember. Or marauders X Severus I really don't know
OH! and the marauders (except Peter) start working at a potion shop!
¡Someone please help me find it!
Regulus: What did Severus do this time?
Bellatrix: More like WHO did Severus do this time?
Severus: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Remus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Severus: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Remus: Is it working?
*I like this one ⤵ too*
Sirius: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Severus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Sirius: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Severus: Is it working?
Bellatrix, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Bellatrix: THERE. Now send it.
Severus:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Bellatrix: JUST DO IT!
later
Remus: So what does it say?
James, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Remus:
James:
Remus: Gross-
* this one ⤵ Generated first and I also find it funny*
Bellatrix, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Bellatrix: THERE. Now send it.
Lucius: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Bellatrix: JUST DO IT!
later
Regulus: So what does it say?
Severus, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Regulus:
Severus:
Regulus: Gross-
So I made a Severus Snape playlist, I had some dreams of Hogwarts marauders era and I had music playing,I can't sleep without noise, and in my dream young Severus Snape was singing and dancing with the other Slytherins, they were sorta like a band the they being (Severus, Lucius, Regulus, narcissa and Bellatrix), so it was like a flirty, angry sad and in love Severus Snape and he was just singing his thoughts and emotions the things he felt and a lot of the lyrics were altered to best fit him. And now I can't get it out of my head so I made a playlist with my dream in mind, I quit like it. You can imagine him singing about anyone, to anyone, any ships or friendships you want, ect.
✨let me know what you all think✨
More incorrect quotes
{With some, they will be out of character}
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Regulus: What do you think Severus will do for a distraction?
Lucius: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Lucius: ... or he could do that.
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Regulus: Why are you on the floor?
Severus: I'm depressed.
Severus: Also I was stabbed, can you get Lucius, please.
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Lucius: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Severus, amazed: Wow...
Regulus, to Severus: Well what does that mean?
Severus: I don't know.
Severus, to Lucius: What does that mean?
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Lucius: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Severus: I'm a knife.
Regulus, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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Regulus: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Severus: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Lucius: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Lucius: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Regulus: The car takes a screenshot.
Severus: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Sirius: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Severus does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Remus: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Sirius: You jump off a cliff!
Remus: Gladly. Provided Severus did first.
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Sirius: I told Severus his ears flush when he lie's.
Remus: Why?
Sirius: Look.
Sirius: Hey Severus! Do you love us?
Severus, covering his ears: No.
Remus:
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Sirius: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Severus: The cow???
Sirius: What?
Remus: Severus, W H Y?
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Sirius, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Severus: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Sirius: Orange soda, please!
Severus: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Remus: Me too, strawberry soda.
Sirius:
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Sirius, driving Severus and Remus: So how was your day?
Severus: We almost got surprise adopted!
Sirius: What?
Remus: We almost got kidnapped.
Sirius: Oh, okay.
Sirius: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Severus, texting Sirius: Sirius! Help I’m being kidnapped
Remus: Where are you?
Severus: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Sirius: I’ll call Remus.
Remus, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Sirius: Where’s Severus? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Remus: Severus? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Remus:
Remus: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Remus: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Severus: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Severus, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Sirius: You did WHAT–
Remus: William Snakepeare
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Sirius: Remus, can you pass the salt?
Remus: *Throws Severus across the table*
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Sirius: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Severus: How am I supposed to know?
Remus: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Severus: *sighs*
Severus: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Severus: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Remus: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Severus: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Sirius: edible
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Sirius: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Remus: What?
Severus: That you're a child.
James: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Severus: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Remus: I am not a weenie!
James: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises his drink*
Remus: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Sirius: You tell ‘em, Remus! *sips their drink*
Remus: Sirius, what’re you doing here?
Sirius: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
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Severus: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Remus:
James:
Sirius:
Everyone Else At Severus’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Remus: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Lucius: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Severus: 'Prettiest Smile'
Regulus: 'Nicest Personality'
James: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Sirius: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Sirius: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Severus: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Severus: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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Regulus: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Severus: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Regulus: We are not doing this!
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Lucius: Come on Severus, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Severus: Yes I can, dear. Fifty Galleons.
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Professor: Your child was in a fight.
Remus: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Severus: Did they win?
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Severus: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
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Severus: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Remus: But did I make you cry?
Severus: *cries on the spot*
Remus: ...Shit.
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Severus: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Remus: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Severus: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Remus: How so?
Severus: It makes holes.
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*James holding their baby*
Severus: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Sirius: I know, I still am one of these.
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Severus: Some people are like slinkies.
Remus: What?
Severus: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Remus:
Remus: Please don't push James down the stairs.
Severus, pushing James down the stairs: Too late.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Severus: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
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Sirius: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines!
Severus: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!
*During the play*
James: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Sirius: W-what’re donuts?
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Sirius: Let me copy your homework.
James: I was gonna copy yours.
Sirius: Well, shit.
James: Guess I'm not doing it.
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Severus: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Lucius: It's kind of complicated, but Regulus-
Severus: Got it. Forget I asked.
Severus: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Regulus: Throw rocks at he.
Sirius: Hot Dogs.
Remus: Kill him.
Severus: Thanks guys.
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James: I want to kiss you.
Severus, not paying attention: What?
James: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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James: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Severus: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Sirius: Severus, my old friend!
Severus: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Sirius: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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I'm gonna start posting one quote at a time instead of doing this
This time I used
I want a Severus X marauders (excluding Peter) where it's like those jeverus fics where baby harry goes back in time and then shocks everyone by being the child of James and sev.
Like this⬇
Dumbledore finds baby harry and baby harry tells who his parents are and for his own amusement during lunch in the great Hall he makes the announcement that a baby has traveled back in time and that his future parents have to take care of him till they can figure out how to send him back
Everyone is silent waiting for home to announce the parents "Harry's Father's-" whispers "fathers? " "what-? " "was it an affair or? " "I wonder who-" "SILENCE" ".... " "as I was saying Harry's fathers.. Yes more than one harry has three fathers and one mother. It was not an affair it seems that the three fathers had fallen for the same person and that person loved them all and didn't wish to choose. So they all formed a relationship. " "..wow" "I will now call each father to come up here to meet little harry" (shush he wants drama that's why he's making the come to everyone's view" ".. James Potter" ! James walks up to Dumbledore and instantly loves harry "Sirius Black" Sirius looks surprised but goes up next to James and looks at his future son "he looks a lot like you James" "I know! " *ahem* "and the last father...Remus Lupin" Remus freezes before hesitantly going up and looks at harry "wow... I didn't think I'd have a kid"-R " I didn't think we'd all have a and kid and relationship with the same person! "-J " well we always share"-S "and now for Harry's mother.. " everyone is quite then Severus, who wasn't interested, starts to leave and harry See's.
Harry perks up and runs from his fathers toward Snape and screams "MOMMY!" Sev feels a tiny body ramming into his leg, he looks down at harry shocked he goes to tell him that's absurd but his heart melts as he looks at harry clinging to him and instead picks him up and smiles at harry and softly talks to him, without realizing it he instantly went into mommy mode, while everyone is silently flipping their shit, Remus being the first to calm down goes up to sev and harry
And you can make up the rest. I just wanna find a fic like that 😢🥺