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🚨 BOYFRIEND OUTFIT ALERT ⚠️

No bc I needa go out drinking with this man dressed like this ✋️😩

I ofcourse will be wearing my lil black mini, gotta get my booty out, gotta get the girlies out 💅💅. Ofcourse we are drinking talking absolute shiiit, having the best time, cackling at the barrrr, tryna keep it down but physically can't bc we are GASSING CHORTLING WHEEZING DYING

And ofcourse when we get drunk enough (bc we both shyyyyy, needing that liquid courage) we get out on the sticky ass floor and start two-stepping. We building up the vibe, he's taking his jacket and jumper offff, showin them musclessss, it's getting hotterrr, the bar is jumpinnn and shortly after we start THROWING it bacckkk ofcoouuuurse 💅💅

AND OFCOURSE even though my ass is bigger he just knows how to work his better than I ever could, yaknow he just knows how to twerk pahahha