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Someday you will kill me with this

Regarding the last repost, it seems to me that it looks like a "medical" survey from a medic, who asked each mercenary to answer him personally. And the question is how honestly and how would the mercenaries answer him?:3

Ohhhh boy, it totally does! Imagine Medic asking those asks like "Would you rather be given/give stomach raspberries or neck raspberries?" and "Would you rather be given/give stomach raspberries or neck raspberries?" and they are throughly confused cause what you mean you need this info, bro? Medical surgery their ass. Oh, but Medic absolutely would.

I kinda imagined it being some time at the beggining of the team being that so they don't know each other that well. Idk if that changes anything, but that's how I thought about it.

Let's see:

Scout: red flags as soon as he hears anything about tickles cause "Does he knoooow?". Brrr. He has no idea what to do and say here so he just kinda lies his way through the first ones, thinking it's the last ask but then Medic just keeps going and Scout refuses to answer anything at one point. It's okay, Medic will check personally later.

Soldier: My man just answers everything truthfully, help him. Sure, weird questions but he heard weirder. He thinks he can take anything anyway so he might as well.

Pyro: Answers everything truthfully, like Soldier, but unlike him Pyro just does it cause he's excited about this. Of course, Pyro being Pyro doesn't answer verbally, just points at spots etc. His and Medic's excitement just kinda bounces of off each other.

Demoman: Answers honestly at first and he's rather playful about it and all "But don't touch me there, aye? No reason to..." Yes, he's answering in this playful way partly to downplay what those questions are doing to him. As it keeps going and going he gets really sus but he keeps replying honestly, just in gradually more unsure tone cause what is going on.

Heavy: He'd just blink at the first question and "Why does doktor need to know that about Heavy?". Medic bullshits some medic reason like "It's important to know all your ticklish spots since as your doctor I will be touching you all over". He answers the questions honestly, kinda because he keeps emphasizing he's not very ticklish, just a tiny itty bitty bit. He's suspicious af. At some point he keeps turning the questions at Medic. "Where do you prefer to be tickled, doktor, hm? Is only fair."

Engineer: Gets all kinda shy but he does answer the questions about the prefered spots being tickled because as surprised as he is he can see the link between those asks and Medic needing to touch them all for medical reasons. But as soon as Medic gets to different asks like "Would you rather tickle/be tickled roughly or gently?" he refuses to answer anything "How about you just don't tickle me, doc?".

Sniper: Same as Spy honestly (read below), his act is just more done with this than exasperated like Spy. Lowkey gets flustered.

Spy: Refuses to answer anything. First weird ass question and he's already suspicious. He's NOT telling anyone anything about his ticklish spots. No, he will just sigh, roll his eyes, and tell Medic that he's not ticklish so he should stop asking him stupid questions.

The whole dynamic with Medic being a ler on the hunt for anyone and abusing his position for that and so everyone being his lee is just peak, I can't lie.

🍒 Medic and Spy plz 🥺

Yay, more :D

🍒Would you rather give/get cheer up tickles or revenge tickles?

Medic:

as a lee: revenge tickles and, oh boy, as your local shameless tickling lover others definitely have a lot of revenge to serve him. He knows that tickling some of other mercenaries almost guarantees that they will get him back and he thrives on it. Basically, he knowingly dooms himself, the tease >///>.

as a ler: revenge tickles as well. Listen, everyone is aware what will happen when you tickle him, but some of them either can't help themselves or hope this will be this one time when he doesn't take revenge. And then he usually does. He loooves teasing his now lee about their fail and that they knew better, knew what would happen.

Spy:

as a lee: out of those two revenge tickles because he "dOesN'T nEeD cHEariNg uP >:|" so revenge it is, and he also needs a lot of revenge served to him lol. That's basically it - it's just less embarassing than needing cheering up.

as a ler: revengeeee tickles, of course that french bastard would prefer revenge tickles especially to cheer up tickles >:]. Anything he deems punishable falls under that category, and considering he can even deem personality traits as punishable it can be literally anything. Plus, guess what, it works! Which makes him even more smug. Not on Medic though. Details.

wowie, that's revenge tickles x 4

YEAHHH, as usual, great:*

🫐 for all of them 😎 (they can all be switches *sans Scoooot* but do what you want)

Thanks!!

All of them? And all for both lee and ler side? Daaaamn, let's get to it then!

🫐Would you rather tickle/be tickled as reward or punishment?

Scout: Would rather be tickled as a reward, actually. Again, this guy needs lots of love, though of course he won't say it. He can take and even enjoy a tickle punishment but he needs to be in the right headspace for that. Reward on the other hand? Well, it's reward, he loves this especially if it's accompanied by nice words and just overall good atmosphere that makes him feel safe.

Pyro:

as a ler - honestly, both, maybe leaning slightly towards tickle reward but expect both from Pyro for any silly reason.

as a lee - same, honestly? Though his ler would have to be careful with the punishment tickles so they don't actually make Pyro feel bad.

Soldier:

as a ler - oh, punishment for sure in the whole drill sergeant style of his. He'd start with something like "Maggot/Private, your actions need to be punished in an appropriate way" and then it comes. He already treats tickling as a form of training and "making the weakness leave the body" so tickle punishments are literally perfect for him. Speaking of which.

as a lee - punishment also, mainly, like I said, because he believes ticklishness is a (silly) weakness that needs to be eradicated by, well, getting used to it and then it will disappear. It hasn't worked so far.

Demoman:

as a ler - punishment tickles from him >:). He loves finding out silly reasons to punish others like that. While Soldier will find kinda more punishment-worthy things (like idk, getting in his way during the match) he finds reasons like "Ye sat on the couch when I wanted to nap there".

as a lee - wawowie, punishment tickles too. He just finds it very funny that someone says they will punish him but then that punishment is not anything painful or even genuinely compromising plus I think he's kinda conditioning himself with it. Cause while this is a punishment he enjoys it's still called a punishment so maybe if he's punished enough for certain behaviors (like drinking) he might just unlearn them, you know?

Heavy:

as a ler - he prefers punishment tickles, also in that silly way. Like, he just knows they work, you know?? So even when he genuinely wants to punish someone and teach them a lesson about, let's say, not touching Sasha he can just tickle them and it works. Ahh, classic.

as a lee - reward tiiickles, it's pretty similar to what I said about him prefering cheer-up tickles as a lee to revenge tickles. Not like he's the most open person about enjoying being tickled but he's also not the most closed one, so he won't be too in denial about liking tickles as a reward. And, the same - he's the strong one, it sometimes gets to him in a wrong way and he needs some comfort.

Engineer:

as a ler - reward tickles, maybe it's because for one reason or another it made me think of Engie and Pyro and I can absolutely imagine Engie tickling Pyro as a reward for helping him in a workshop or something but still. Plus, he knows damn well how flustering tickles are so framing them as a reward, you know, a good thing? Yeah, he knows what he's doing (he dies when he is the lee in that situation however, the hypocrite). And while I type what I headcanon is prefered for them I need to say it here, Engie punishment tickles are definitely a big thing. For Spy >:).

as a lee - well you just read it - reward tickles. Flustering as 3 hells, save him. Flustering in a good way, however. Seriously, he loves it but won't say, duh. He'd lie if he said sometimes, usually at the end of the day, after working hard he doesn't have those needs to be tickled and praised for all he does for this damn base and in battle and- you get the point. He would definitely lie.

Medic:

as a ler - reward, actually. It's just that in his way that reward is normally an excuse to tickle so he will just think of any reason - letting him patch them, killing the enemy Medic, anything, and he tickles for that. Not that he's above punishment tickles either, of course.

as a lee - punishment tickles. They are usually more intense, more teasy and as such more playful and stuff like that, and he lives for it. He doesn't want just tickles, though those are great, he wants the experience, you know? And there's a lot of things to punish him for, hehe.

Sniper:

as a ler - punishment tickles because of his normally repressed thought that tickles can be a good thing. He knows that, because Medic exists and because he's a major lee himself, but of course he's definitely not the one to admit to that easily and as such punishment tickles come :3. It's quite easy to deliver them too. Scout talking too much? Guess what~.

as a lee - repressed or not he prefers reward tickles here. If he's tickles as a punishment he might panic a little, especially if the ler is a maniac like Medic. He'd rather know those tickles are delivered as a reward, that makes him meltttt.

Spy:

as a ler - as a punishment, of course, hehehe. Spy doesn't reward, at least not easily, but punishment? It's much easier for him to excuse his need to ler with punishment tickles, that's basically it. Althouuugh, as a pretty big fan of engiespy I say he would give Engie reward tickles :3. I mean I do like Spoovy too. And ugh, as I said, I like more or less every merc x merc ship soooo.

as a lee - as a punishment for similar reasons. It's one thing when the tickling is a "punishment", but if someone were to think tickling is a reward for him??? Hell no, Spy would die of embarassement. That's basically it for him about this topic.

*dies*