Least I Can Do Is Try To Have A Conversation. *clears Throat* “H-Hi Honey. Looks Like You Ain't From Around Here. Ya Need A Glass Of Water? - Blog Posts

just being jayus serendipity247 chessmandoodles Im sorry but this made me laugh out loud and I couldn't resist reposting Me as Y/N would be sweating profusely and desperately trying to call my bestie who is more versed in working with eldritch beings than I And me who is not used to creatures often being larger than me is having a small identity crisis cuz I didn't know things could be that BIG Aaaaaand its talking. Talking. To me. I know how to talk. Come on words! Work! Cue me defaulting into my southern hospitality mode because I'm scared out of my wits but it has the decency to be polite. Least I can do is try to have a conversation. *clears throat* “H-Hi honey. Looks like you ain't from around here. Ya need a glass of water? I have two friends who can confirm that if anybody can confront a problem and talk it into a friend it'd be me. “Abnormally social” or whatever as an old manager would say I'M sOrRy! I have social anxiety that makes me babble like an insane person! Its fine tho. I'm making it work for me. Probably not the last survivor in any horror films by any means at all but like maybe third or second to last maybe? Cuz I would be the idiot like maaaaybe its friendly? *attempts to pet and gets arm chewed off Still always a delight to see what your mind cooks up Mr. Chessman! Thanks for sharing!