Jaune Arc - Blog Posts

Seems like the best way to put it.

Jaune is a pushover and a support-main.

He’s a Service Switch Himbo.

The guy is just happy to be there.

Jaune is whatever his partner wants him to be,

If they want him to be a top he's a top

If they want him to be a bottom he's a bottom

He'll put their needs before his own

*Dread Knight Jaune appears, *

Yang: Well, we found Jaune, I think. Still planning on laying one on him?

Weiss: . . .

Yang: I’ll admit it might be tricky, but if you go grab some flowers-

Weiss: Yang, go get behind him.

Yang: What!?

Weiss: Quit talking and pull his arms behind his back. I need an opening.

Yang: To do what? We don’t wanna hurt-

Weiss: *Applying chap-stick*

Yang:

O.O

Yang: My big mouth...

Ruby, in the Ever After: Sooo... did you kiss Blake once you two reunited?

Yang: Nah, the moment just wasn’t right. Look, she could actually be my future wife. Our first kiss has to be amazing.

Ruby: Awe, that's so sweet!

Weiss: So you chickened out like a little bitch?

Blake: *Looks Glynda in the eye, flashing a positive pregnancy test where both women can see but where Jaune can’t, before hiding it again*

Glynda: *Pales*

Blake: Don’t let him lie to you Professor, because he will. Submissive and breedable.

Glynda: Teaching was a mistake.

Kids this days

Jaune: Excuse me Prof. Goodwitch, Blakes keeps calling me Submissive and Breedable

Glynda: What? What does that even mean?

Jaune: She keeps telling me that I look Submissive and Breedable and that she wants to breed me.

Glynda: Wha? Stop, don't call each other... submissive and breakable? you said?

Blake: Prof. Goodwitch, in my defense I only did it because he was looking submissive and breedable💜~

Glynda: Oh my god, can you two please stop saying that? It's making me very uncomfortable.

Jaune: Is not true! I'm actually dominant and infertile!

Glynda: God dammit, they don't payment enough for this.

Jaune and Neo fight, Neo is winning until Jaune traps her in a bear-hug. Jaune doesn't know what to do at that point because if he lets go she'll just be start winning or escape again, so he just turns on his heel and starts running with Neo squirming to get free. That's what everyone sees when they get to Schnee Manor. Neo is 'captured', but oddly cozy.

Jaune helps Oscar stand up as Neo comes running around a corner, looking for the exit. The three of them stare at each other for a moment. 

Jaune: “I don’t have the aura or the time to fight you The AceOps are about to detonate a bomb and take this whole place out” 

Neo, not believing him, brandishes Hush

Jaune knows he can’t leave without the Relic. They fight for a few moments. It seems like Neo could win until Jaune grabs her in a tight hug. 

Neither of them know what to do for a moment until Oscar yells at them to run. 

[Later]

Jaune and Oscar arrive at the front line of the Atlesian trenches. RNBW had come out to meet RYE already.

Jaune crosses the battlefield and walks up to Yang: “Oscar, and the Relic” Calling back to her questions the night before. He had finally gotten them both back 

-

Neo gave up struggling after the bomb detonated. The knight had been telling the truth. But as long as she didn’t let go of the Relic, he didn’t let go of her. 

Yang: “So, everyone is just okay with this?”

Weiss, sitting on her staircase. Her home was slowly turning into a refugee camp: “I say we take the win...”

What if Jaune caught Neo, and then lifted her so she was higher than him, then tip-toed up to kiss her after?

Okay but imagine that first Silent Knight kiss

Jaune’s knees are bent but he still has to lean down and nearly hurt his neck to reach Neo

Neo is on the tips of her toes practically pulling Jaune down to her level, using him as support so she doesn’t fall over

Jaune: *Telling Pyrrha how very datable he thinks she is*

Pyrrha: *Red-faced, trembling in place, thinking* ‘You’re so fucking close, and so am I...’

The prom episode in Volume 2 was the pinnacle of human evolution.

Jaune: i know you're mad.

Weiss: mad? Why would i be mad? Im not mad

Jaune: good. So can you please stop strangling me?

Jaune: Food in bed Nora?

Jaune: *Pulls out a ruler* That's a Paddlin'...

Nora: *Laying in bed eating chips* Hehe, Funyuns~

*Eats her chips*

Plot Twist: The scratch marks aren’t from Grimm, they’re from Ruby.

Six minutes of pure and pasionate lancaster love

Jaune spent all night playing and re-playing the RE8 demo, getting hyped up for tall vampire ladies. What does the sleep-deprived dolt do when the first person he sees in the morning is Elm?

Jaune: AAH TALL VAMPIRE MILF!

Elm: excuse me..

Jaune: sorry i just. Been playing this demo

Elm: oooh... so are you into tall women?

Jaune: um

We know Robyn is one hell of a domme, but how would she show Jaune she cared?

Robyn would hold jaune close to her. Kiss his neck and tell him he did such a good job, call him a good boy.

Dog-faunus Jaune and Pyrrha would end up doing some praise-kink petplay shit.

And Blake would keep walking in on it!

Pyrrha: *Gives Jaune headpats* Who’s a good boy~

Jaune: *Blushing but enjoying the praise* Me! I’m a good boy, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: That’s right. You’re such a good boy~ *Slowly pushes down on the top of Jaune’s head*

Jaune: P-Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: *Licks her lips seductively and slowly slides her skirt up, exposing her soaked panties* Who’s my good boy~ *Pushes down a little harder*

Jaune: *Blushes and drops down on his knees in front of her* M-Me, Pyrrha. I-I’m your good boy... *Let’s his head be guided in between his partners legs*

Pyrrha: *Moans happily* Mmmh~ Thats right Jaune. You’re MY good boy~

Blake: It’ll just be one Jaune, don’t believe that stuff.

Jaune: Sorry! Sorry. Just double checking.

*Cut to 10 months later, our recently married couple looking down at their three faunus children.*

Jaune: Sooo...

Blake: Hmm?

Jaune: ...You lied to me... We have a litter Blake.

Blake: Huh? *Eyes widen* Wait. No, Jaune this isn’t normal.

Jaune: It’s not like I’d ever mind, I always wanted at least a few, you don’t always have to keep secrets Blake.

Blake: Jaune, I’m an only child! So are Sun and Ilia and most of the other faunus we know! This is a fluke!

Jaune: *Hiding a smirk, poorly*

Reese, Neo, Cinder, Winter, and Blake telling Jaune they’re pregnant while Jaune is in the middle of doing sit-ups upside on a tree branch.

reese: im pregnant:

jaune: falls*

....

neo:

jaune: *stop*... oh.

....

cinder: im pregnant.

jaune: hi pregnant im jaune

....

blake: im pregnant:

jaune: wait with one or a litter

....

winter: im pregnant

jaune: what!?*falls on his ass*

Either Scarlet Knight or Lancaster, all three are the types who would tiptoe around for longest, so when they did finally take any given step they’d be starving for it.

which jaune ship in your opinion would have the most sexual tension?

I feel like Winter probably lives off just field rations on missions and whatever the academy/base served while she was there. So if Jaune ever made her 'home-cooking' she'd just melt.

winter pigs out

Jaune "Ready to die for anybody" Arc and Winter "Scared to die for everybody' Schnee. IDK how to make it shippy but I thought it was a neat parallel.

jaune's martyr complex mixed with winter's self presverations. winter shows jaune that he doesnt have to be the scapegoat and jaune shows winter its okay to be vunerable

Have you ever done Winter Knight headcanons? SFW and/or NSFW?

Send me a character/ship and I’ll tell you some headcanons

(please let me know if you want nsfw in is)

SFW

Ok, but like Jaune doing something clumsy, like accidentally tripping, or he gets lowkey humiliated in some way

And Winter chuckles at him

It’s more of a snort but Jaune still catches it

And he can’t help but go wide eye at how cute it was 

And Winter is embarrassed as hell

But Jaune loves it so much and desperately tries to get her to do it again

Winter does fencing practice with Jaune

And she manages to pin him down 

And Jaune’s heart is beating out of his chest

So he leans up to kiss her

And she is so flustered that she blasts him through a wall

NSFW

Winter wears heels and steps on Jaune

Jaune tied up and kneeling before her as she smirks down at him

Winter blushes at pda, but the moment they are behind closed doors, she is all about it

Mostly, because she’s in control of what goes on there and so can mentally prepare herself for it

Jaune doesn’t mind, he likes her being in control

They sometimes try to switch it up

Sometimes it works out well

Other times, she has to safeword out

It’s ok, they’ll just try again

She’s fine with blindfolds but cuffs can be too much

They use soft fabric, something she can tear out of

Now we seriously need a Team RNNJR Neo outfit.

And maybe a different Atlas one.

I don’t know what I’d do for either.

Consider: An AU where RNJR encounter Neo on the way to Mistral. After a tense standoff, they convince her that Cinder is her true target and that Ruby shouldn't be blamed for Roman's death. She reluctantly allies with them and then starts to realize she and the blonde one have a surprising amount in common. Against all odds, they bond over their shared past, goals, and maybe even find comfort in each other when emotions run high

You are describing my perfect version of the best Silent Knight AU timeline. Neo was already on her vendetta on Cinder. And a quick explanation by Ruby that it was a Grimm that killed him would only strengthen her resolve. And make a nice new hatred towards Grimm in time to help RNJR fight the Nuckelavee. 

Bonus points if Neo catches Jaune training alone in the woods and confronts him. After hearing him out, Neo suggests she help Jaune train late at night.

Then at Haven, I think Neo really could have helped Jaune break out of his fatalistic drive to fight Cinder. He was ready to kill her or be killed. But after Weiss gets hurt and Cinder escapes, I think Neo and Jaune would have AMPLE time to talk about their trauma and feelings. 

Can you imagine RNJR meeting Neo again after Beacon and seeing her in her torn up clothes, damaged parasol, and bowler hat? And while everyone else gears up to fight her Jaune just stares at her hat while he holds onto Pyrrha’s sash???

I just finished my first of the spotify writing prompts and you might be VERY interested in when it takes place.

In an AU where Velvet had silver eyes, this would be half the reason he’d let Jaune enroll.

A small militia of silver-eyed, ultra-durable potential Hunters, with night-vision and super hearing.

It’d be his ace in the rabbit-hole.

Would Velvet have many kids with Jaune like regular bunnies do and if so how many?

velvet: *blush* BABIES?!

jaune: *blush*

Jacques' been gone for what? A day and a half? And Willow’s gone from paranoid to depressed to seemingly more relaxed now? And/Or sultry?

Someone protect Jaune. We have no idea how much stronger an Atlas milf would be than a Mantle milf.

Willow's VA had no right to deliver that line so sexily wtf

Perhaps we could get some fluffy Topaz?

Emerald: You know, I’ve been meaning to ask: why did you have a dress handy for the dance?

Jaune: *sweating nervously* O-oh, that… I ummm… 

Emerald: *raising a brow, waiting* 

Jaune: I… borrowed it. From my sister.

Emerald: Do you still have it? 

Jaune: ….why?

Emerald: *smiling at him* I just want to see if it still fits.

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Weiss: *walking into the room* Jaune, have you seen- 

Jaune: *wearing an ill-fitting white dress, his pecs spilling out* W-Weiss! 

Weiss: *hesitating* ...why are you wearing a dress?

Jaune: Emerald… wanted to see me in it again.

Emerald: *kissing Jaune’s cheek* I thought he looked cute in it. 

Weiss: *walking out of the room* I’m just going to ask Nora if she’s seen Yang. 

Jaune: *face beet red* Why does this always happen to me? 

Vernal: What about these two? *tears open her shirt*

jaune: gimme one reason why i shouldnt kill you.

vernal: because we're alone and we know theres a sexual tension between us

jaune:...

vernal:

I seriously keep wanting to write a fic that starts with this, and they just end up landing within sight of each other.

Then they have to trek an indeterminate distance together to get to the evacuation point back at Beacon or back to Vale. Jaune wouldn’t have a clue who she is at this point in canon, I think?

Feels and bonding would happen, I have no idea what would happen once they were wherever they wanted to go though...

It’s not just that they both lost someone at Beacon. It’s that they couldn’t do anything to stop it.

Are we just gonna run with the fact that May just turns invisible when she sleep sometimes? Cause I’m up for it but I’m gonna check first.

I know it’s probably meant to be her lying to Jaune’s face, but the first option seems funnier.

jaune: *taking a bath* aaah i need this.

*out no where* you said it.

jaune: *stand up*fuck! who said that?!

may: *drops her semblance* sup.

jaune: w-what are you?

may: dont worry i was here before you.

jaune: and you didnt say anything?

may: sorry must dozed off. *leans her head*

jaune: covers himself*

may: ah relax i've seen those before. now come you're gonna let litte ole me ruin your relaxation are you?

jaune: *sit back in the tub*

may: there you go.

Emerald: You're our slave now, (Smacks Jaune's ass) so move it!

Jaune: (Immediately turns around to Emerald) Did you just smack my butt?

Emerald: Uh, well...

Jaune: (Seething) My butt...

Emerald: Okay, I can see you're upset.

Jaune: (Growling) My butt!

Emerald: J-Just calm down for a secomd!

Jaune: MY BUTT!

Emerald: Cinder couldn't prepare me for this.

Jaune: (Lifts Emerald up and bends her over) I'm going to show you how smacking someone on the butt should really feel!

Emerald: And that's how I met your father.

A Thought: Jaune and Cinder end up having another throwdown, Neo sees Jaune getting some hits in and is so done with Cinder she switches teams on the spot, we get Silent Knight vs. Cinder. Neo may or may not follow Jaune away from Atlas like a stray cat after.

When I first started my fic, the biggest question I had to answer was how they would start to work together and move past just being on different sides. This is pretty similar to one of my early ideas but I thought it might be more difficult, from a story telling perspective. 

But

Pyrrha Nikos was an international prodigy and celebrity. Neo and Roman might have been living in warehouses but they had scrolls. Neo knows who Pyrrha was. Not to mention Neo participated in the Vytal Festival. She saw Pyrrha and Jaune together during the JNPR fight. 

So when Jaune confronts Cinder again for the third time, and Cinder brings up killing Pyrrha and nearly killing Weiss, Neo could put the pieces together. She would notice the sash too, which was so characteristically Pyrrha’s. In a single moment Neo would understand all the reasons Jaune fights and who he’s fighting for. And who they could both fight against. 

Ever since the fall of Beacon, Neo has been after one goal: revenge. With that goal achieved, she wouldn’t know what to do with herself. Vale is largely trashed after Beacon fell. Atlas is under high alert, Mantle is about to be overrun, and Vacuo is a desert miles away. Her choices are either fly back to Mistral and try to make her way in life, or stick it out with the only person in Remnant who can understand her, communication barrier or no

I’d like to imagine this being the first time most of them have heard Neo speak.

Jaune asks Neo to marry him in front of everyone Neo says yes while crying tears of joy and hugging him what does everyone do

ruby: uuuh

weiss: awww

blake: cute

yang: *crying*

nora: also cryinh

ren: *stoic

Ruby being a hard tease, sending Jaune that stuff while Beacon’s on break and the sisters are at Patch...

ruby: im a bad girl. bad girl. i need a spanking. i need to be punished

yang: *barges in* hey ruby have you seen? is that lingerie? and IS THAT A CAMERA?

ruby: YANG GET OUT!

This, but they get them switched when they’re getting dressed in the morning.

No one tells them.

dragonslayer wearing shirts that say

im the himbo. im the bimbo

Why do I feel like his reasons consist of:

Puppydog Eyes and Hip Windows

Team RWBY+NR find out that Jaune has secretly been healing Neo after every fight if she gets hurt

ruby: why?.

weiss: shes evil!

blake: and crazy

yang: she tried to kill us

nora: yeah!

ren:

jaune: look i have my reason. you dont need to worry