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I tried to ship my fursona with Klaus Kickenklober and.......this happened 😭 😭 😭
Summary:
Odalys del Mono crushes on Klaus Kickenklober when she enrolls in one of his dance classes by mistake. Her ignorance of ballet, however, along with the stupid pranks of her class clown friends, don’t exactly help her make a good first impression.
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Teasers:
Odalys asked, “Do you guys know if he’s married? Or if he’s dating someone?”
This time, when Mortimer and Breck looked at each other, they burst into laughter.
“You like him? You like him?” Breck interrogated her in an accusing tone under his breath. “That is so lame!”
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Odalys said to her friends, “So, tell me everything you know about Klaus Kickenklober. What type of monkey is he, anyway?”
“Oh, wait a minute, it starts with a P,” Mortimer began. “Probis...prunis...prenis...penis. Yes, that’s it! He’s a penisface monkey.”
“Mortimer!!” Odalys shrieked at him while Breck moaned into his hands.
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“But in all seriousness, Odalys,” said Mortimer, “are you really going to keep going to Klaus’ class? Because I think he will eventually figure out that you are not a ballet instructor.”
“Yeah,” agreed Breck. “I mean, you just met him, and he already put you in third position timeout for like thirty minutes.”
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