Its Funny Because Its True - Blog Posts

If my life was a movie my phrase at the end would definitely be

“It's funny because it's true.”

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

-PLEASE REBLOG THIS YOU MAYBE ARE SAVING SOMEONES LIFE

You are special and amazing , If you need to talk or some help send me a dm and I will talk to you.

Tori Spring absolutely dying of laughter on the floor (Someone said something factual)

'fuck you my child is fine' Your child heavily relates to Tori Spring, no your child is not fine.

ok so top 5 or at least some very very gay one piece fights

luffy vs. katakuri: sometimes you just stab yourself in solidarity after fighting for a whole damn day while you learn to respect the other and sometimes you say he’ll beat your mother right before he leaves a hat on your face. sometimes you’ll be one of the very few opponents he’ll call his name. sometimes you beat each other bloody to cope

garp vs. roger: no particular fight here it’s just the inherent homoeroticism of chesing each other all around the world and comparing all other enemies to the other while wistfully looking into the distance as if it could make the other appear. he’s your mortal enemy then you trust him to save your unborn son this is just how it goes. also he’s the thiccest himbo thats ever graced marine colors

crocodile vs mingo: its the bitter jelous ex energy that just adds to the sexual tension of mingo beheading croco who all but spits on the ground and tells him to fuck himself while mingo pretends to be surpised that prison didnt humble him and says he’s jelous for siding with the other side. this is not heterosexual.

zoro vs. kaku: first of all zoro pops a boner at the sight of every decent swordman, second of all there’s just no heterosexual explanation for any of these panles i’ll let these talk for themselves:

“you’ve draw your sword [prev panel is of a very stragetically palced one]” “it’s moaning for blood” ‘your whole body is a weapon” like Mr. Roronoa sir maybe if you just said you want to suck his dick you wouldn’t have popped a whiole ass Asura in front of everyone. bitch you are gay

1. nami vs. kalifa: the greeting from the bath, nami saying how hot she is multiple times during the whole arc, nami calling sanji a mess for letting kalifa’s beautify do her in then falling for it within the same breath, the cloth ripping. if there is one regret nami has of her time with the strawhats is that she missed the chance of kalifa railing her silly. 

conclusion: zoro and her commiserate over their chance of getting laid in enies lobby in gay drunk silence

I also have the need to entertain you and will constantly ask if you want anything if you come to my home because “being a good host” was drilled into me from birth

It’s a shiny rock, what’s not to like?

What the past couple days have felt like

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

I'm fuckin wheezing

based moffat

Somehow, in 2022, Tumblr University finally exists, but the only offering is a semester long English course about Dracula and everyone is enrolled

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

Situation: Solas tears down the Veil, elves across Thedas slowly gain their magic and immortality. Guess who would not like that development.

also this in an excuse to draw a long-haired fenris helping refugees or escaped slaves

bonus

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

There's literally no braver man in show business than Lindsey Buckingham. The way he repeatedly got on a stage with Stevie Nicks.. for decades... and just let her sing the songs she wrote about him fueled by hatred and cocaine AT HIM.

I know he wrote his own hatred/cocaine songs about her too. I understand that.

But the way in EVERY. FUCKING. PERFORMANCE. Stevie turns to face him in the middle of the song every time to just sing AT HIM like "i fucking hate you so much" and he just has to keep playing in front of all those people like "yes, Stevie, i know"