It Glowed And They Pained A Picture Of It - Blog Posts

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2 years ago

i can turn water into piss, then piss into phosphorous, like a fucking alchemist. then call it gold. bet you couldnt

"jesus turned water into wine" ok ya well i can turn water into soup. watch me.

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Jesus philosophers stone alchemists thos fuckers were looking for and honest to god what in the crhist were they thinking they found phosphorus instead it glowed and they pained a picture of it and the oicture was wildly exaggerated phosphorus

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