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wilbur: how did you and phil first meet, anyways?
techno: oh, he was hitchhiking up from the hospital one night so i picked him up. he said thanks but how do you know i’m not a serial killer?
techno: so i said the chances of two serial killers being in the same car were astronomical.
Tommy: Ranboo, this is my brother.
Tommy: Wil, this is my Ranboo. Wait-
Ranboo: Hi, I'm his Ranboo! :D
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Ranboo yelling at Quackity: "I will fight you!"
Tubbo glaring at Quackity from behind Ranboo: *mouthing "Try it and I will kill you*
Techno: Ranboo.
Ranboo: Yeah?
Techno, gesturing at his chest: Explain.. that.
Ranboo, looking down at Tommy who's wrapped around him like a koala: Oh! He just does this sometimes.
Phil: . . . What mate?
Ranboo, smiling: Yeah! I think he may be asleep though, so could you guys try to be quiet?
Phil, whispering: What the fuck.
tubbo: nice rock.
ranboo: tommy gave it to me.
tommy: i threw it at you.
ranboo: he’s very sweet.
ranboo, arriving in the UK: hi
tubbo, realizing that this man is a foot taller than himself: what the fuck did they feed you??
Philza, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Ranboo: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being homophobic.
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“Tommyinnit: If you had to choose between Tubbo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Ranboo: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Tubbo: Ranboo! Tommyinnit: 63 cents. Ranboo: I’ll take the money. Tubbo: RANBOO!!!”
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“Ranboo: Tubbo and I don’t use pet names. Tommyinnit: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Ranboo: Honey? Tubbo: Yes, dear? Ranboo: Tommyinnit: Don’t ever lie to my face again.”
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Charlie, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Wilbur, pulling out an UNO card: +4
Charlie, slamming a Pokemon card down on the table: JOLTEON I CHOOSE YOU!!
Philza: W- What the actual fuck are you playing??
Ranboo: I like how some instant ramen packs are like, “for better taste, add fresh vegetables and scallions!~ uwu ~ ”
Ranboo: I’m eating ramen at 3am, I’m here because I DONT HAVE ANY FRESH VEGETABLES OR SANITY