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Wizard: Hey, Bard, you ready to get curb stomped?
Fighter: What?
Bard: At chess.
Wizard: We have a weekly match. I’m teaching Bard to play. And they're teaching me to trash talk. The cleric called. Your test results came back positive. You’re a stage five dumbass.
Bard: Oh! You have come so far.
Reborn divine soul sorcecer
One day she woke up on glade where were swords and other weapons all around. She couldn't remember a thing but she know this: she died and has been dead for many years then the some magic lightning struck. She gain magical powers but she have no idea what to do with them. Some memories are coming back in the form of pictures.
My little and really adorable goblin wild magic barbarian. She is five and seeking for revange, because selfcalled "heroes" slaughtered her village.